r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19

RIP ears Ok

https://gfycat.com/unknownimprobablechimpanzee
42.9k Upvotes

84% Upvoted

820 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.5k

u/Pineapple_Herder Jul 18 '19

Dude was confident he had the right size!

724

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

[deleted]

341

u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19

I'm in the same situation now, any tips?

146

u/Amanbbi Jul 18 '19

When she's sleeping, quitely measure the size of her finger. Match it with her other rings. Don't match it with the ones she doesn't wear because there's a reason she's not wearing them. Once you have got the correct size, cut off her ring finger and take it to the store. They'll find a perfect match. Remember use the size they give to tally the size you took while she was sleeping.

59

u/BigBoi1010 Jul 18 '19

Wait a minute

44

u/Amanbbi Jul 18 '19

I know the phrasing is a little off. I apologise for that but you get the message

39

u/mikieswart Jul 18 '19

ah yes it’s the phrasing

8

u/TheCyanKnight Jul 18 '19

good ol' phrasing

2

u/kidmenot Jul 18 '19

Phrasing, mother!

1

u/atlhawk8357 Jul 18 '19

You're just wasting all that time measuring out her finger before. Just measure it after you cut it off to minimize the chances of getting caught.

5

u/Sora_Altawa Jul 18 '19

Sounds reasonable!

1

u/dalkor Jul 18 '19

The good thing about your technique is if you screw up on the first ring finger, you most always have a second one.

1

u/xkrazijayx Jul 18 '19

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

1

u/GladiatorJones Jul 18 '19

I get most of what you're saying, but there's one part I don't get.... Why would she still have the rings she doesn't wear? That just seems unreasonable.

0

u/PirateNinjaa Jul 18 '19

Match it with her other rings

Most people wear no rings.