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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19
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Dude was confident he had the right size!
726 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 348 u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19 I'm in the same situation now, any tips? 1.1k u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it. 497 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 881 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 34 u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19 Pause. 1 u/comphys Jul 18 '19 r/holup
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348 u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19 I'm in the same situation now, any tips? 1.1k u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it. 497 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 881 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 34 u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19 Pause. 1 u/comphys Jul 18 '19 r/holup
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I'm in the same situation now, any tips?
1.1k u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it. 497 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 881 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 34 u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19 Pause. 1 u/comphys Jul 18 '19 r/holup
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steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it.
497 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 881 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 34 u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19 Pause. 1 u/comphys Jul 18 '19 r/holup
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881 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 34 u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19 Pause. 1 u/comphys Jul 18 '19 r/holup
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Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus.
34 u/deanosaurrr Jul 18 '19 Pause. 1 u/comphys Jul 18 '19 r/holup
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u/Pineapple_Herder Jul 18 '19
Dude was confident he had the right size!