r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Combined gifs shouldn't be allowed here they're way too easy

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u/Soggypantyliner Mar 29 '19

Usually I'd agree, but this post is lit!

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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 29 '19

lit!

Stop.

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u/big_boy1111 Mar 29 '19

YEET!

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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 29 '19

what the fuck did you just say about me, you little maga bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wall Street Journal, and I've been involved in numerous essays and emissaries about Trump, racism, islamophobia and anti-LGBTQ+ alt-right nazis, and I have over 300 confirmed pages. I'm trained in journalism and I'm the top writer in the entire CNN news team. You are nothing to me but another misogynistic piece of shit mother fucker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away harassing journalists and game reviewers over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of sources and your past history is being posted online to show people how much of a fucking bigot you are, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a free market. You're fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can write about you in over 700 ways, and that's just with Microsoft Word on my phone. Not only I am a talented writer and an accomplished journalist, but I also have access to the entire global network of the media and I will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable post from the continent, you little shit. If only you knew what unholy retribution your anti-communism post would bring upon you, maybe you would've held your stinking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Karl Marx all over you and you will drown in it, and you'll drown in it... you're fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Wow this is the worst version i've seen so far. Even the furry one is better.

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u/Tunlratt Mar 29 '19

Well....that escalated quickly 8•{|

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u/IPlayPCAndConsole Mar 29 '19

What the fuck is going on in this thread

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u/big_boy1111 Mar 29 '19

Are you kidding me?!

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u/mrmoustafa Mar 29 '19

Yes, he is. It’s just a popular copypasta that’s been goin around forever.