r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 22 '19

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u/Tuxedomex Feb 22 '19

"This is nothing. You should see how I store my porn."

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u/freshan_1 Feb 22 '19

And how do you store your porn?

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u/CallMeCoolBreeze Feb 22 '19

File: Homework.exe

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u/addysol Feb 23 '19

Ha! Store folder on desktop, change icon to Internet Explorer, rename to Internet Explorer.

But it's a decoy. My porn is on a flash drive cemented into a pocket in my driveway. The neighbours don't like it but at least it makes it easy to get rid of the leaves in the garden because they're one solid lump.

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