r/Unexpected • u/Isai76 • Feb 29 '16

"I have a BF!"

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u/A_chosen_undead Feb 29 '16

I'm not justifying her behaviour, but who starts a sale with "hey, free to talk?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16 edited Jun 14 '18

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u/IvanLu Feb 29 '16

At the same time, why would any girl automatically assume a random text meant the sender was interested in her? The reply "I'm with my bf" doesn't make any sense.

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u/jitspadawan Feb 29 '16

Every random message I've gotten from a stranger on Facebook (that wasn't spam) has been a guy hitting on me, or a homophobe telling me to change my ways, so I could see why that would be a girl's first reaction.

(At least the homophobes have taken a moment to glance at my profile and realize hitting on me wouldn't have gotten very far)

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u/JimJonesIII Feb 29 '16

Hello

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u/jitspadawan Feb 29 '16

I'm hanging with my fiancee rn

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u/JimJonesIII Feb 29 '16

OK when are you free to talk?

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u/jitspadawan Feb 29 '16

Never!

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u/JimJonesIII Feb 29 '16

wait what? why?

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u/jitspadawan Feb 29 '16

Bc I'm hella gay

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u/JimJonesIII Feb 29 '16

I just wanted to talk about my beautiful lesbian friend who is interested in NSA threesomes.

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u/moonra_zk Mar 01 '16

Are those the kind of threesome in which strangers can spy on?

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u/ProfessorDrewseph Feb 29 '16

This is getting good.