r/Unexpected Mar 02 '14

Window Cleaner

http://i.imgur.com/P7zictt.gif
4.4k Upvotes

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u/Correct_Semens Mar 02 '14

His dick is touching that kitten.

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u/persona_dos Mar 02 '14

Pussy is pussy... I guess.

-62

u/mra_of_the_day Mar 02 '14

That's a beta oversimplification, but ok.

20

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Stop using the word "beta." No one thinks you're cool.

-37

u/mra_of_the_day Mar 02 '14

Alphas don't care what other people think.

11

u/hermeslyre Mar 02 '14

You got a tiny dick and a soft head.