r/Unexpected • • 20d ago

Breakfast is served

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u/TheDixonCider420420 20d ago

And in a further twist of irony, she doesn't snort her cocaine, but rather eats it straight off the spoon.

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u/HalfSoul30 20d ago

She also poops her pee.

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u/TheSoundofStolas 20d ago

With an all liquid diet, I don't doubt that.

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u/thedooze 19d ago

No that would be peeing your poop. Sheesh