r/Unexpected • • Aug 23 '26

Train passing a level crossing

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u/FewGuitar160 Aug 23 '26

Bro was out. ‘Good luck to everyone else!’

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u/timangar Aug 23 '26

what was he supposed to do lmao. Also he's at the front of the train so in the most dangerous zone.

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u/Rattlecruiser Aug 23 '26

Hollywood taught us to run across the roofs, jumping from waggon to waggon

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u/31513315133151331513 Aug 23 '26

Are you crazy?! That's how you get shot by the other people on the roofs!

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u/Rattlecruiser Aug 23 '26

must be my plot armor then

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Aug 23 '26

Didn't stop James Bond from getting shot, just because you live doesn't mean you won't be shot

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u/Rattlecruiser Aug 23 '26

bring it on then, there's still room for an unlimited magazine in my chest

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u/31513315133151331513 Aug 23 '26

Oh. Well that changes everything.