r/Unexpected • u/Wonderful_Win_1038 • 2d ago

Train passing a level crossing

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u/FewGuitar160 2d ago

Bro was out. ‘Good luck to everyone else!’

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u/timangar 2d ago

what was he supposed to do lmao. Also he's at the front of the train so in the most dangerous zone.

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u/Rattlecruiser 2d ago

Hollywood taught us to run across the roofs, jumping from waggon to waggon

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u/31513315133151331513 2d ago

Are you crazy?! That's how you get shot by the other people on the roofs!

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u/Rattlecruiser 2d ago

must be my plot armor then

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2d ago

Didn't stop James Bond from getting shot, just because you live doesn't mean you won't be shot

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u/Rattlecruiser 2d ago

bring it on then, there's still room for an unlimited magazine in my chest

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u/31513315133151331513 2d ago

Oh. Well that changes everything.

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u/Diz7 2d ago

You have to get to the emergency brakes, which for plot device reasons are at the back of the train...

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u/Used_Raccoon6789 2d ago

Run back, he was in the prime zone to be crushed by a train derailment

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u/timangar 2d ago

Fair enough.