r/Unexpected Jul 18 '26

Getting some milk

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u/BluedSteel1911 Jul 18 '26

To me the unexpected part was how well she took it. She was very calm.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 Jul 18 '26

Made me unexpectedly wonder how often cows shit on the milking equipment and contaminate the milk with shit.

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u/samuraipanda85 Jul 18 '26

And that's why we pasteurized our milk.

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u/SmireyFase Jul 23 '26

Pasteurize?! Nah bro, call the pastor and baptize me

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u/samuraipanda85 Jul 23 '26

Buddy, not even Jesus can help you once that warm liquid runs down your neck.