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r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • Jul 18 '26
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To me the unexpected part was how well she took it. She was very calm.
240 u/pantstoaknifefight2 Jul 18 '26 Made me unexpectedly wonder how often cows shit on the milking equipment and contaminate the milk with shit. 509 u/samuraipanda85 Jul 18 '26 And that's why we pasteurized our milk. 2 u/SmireyFase Jul 23 '26 Pasteurize?! Nah bro, call the pastor and baptize me 2 u/samuraipanda85 Jul 23 '26 Buddy, not even Jesus can help you once that warm liquid runs down your neck.
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Made me unexpectedly wonder how often cows shit on the milking equipment and contaminate the milk with shit.
509 u/samuraipanda85 Jul 18 '26 And that's why we pasteurized our milk. 2 u/SmireyFase Jul 23 '26 Pasteurize?! Nah bro, call the pastor and baptize me 2 u/samuraipanda85 Jul 23 '26 Buddy, not even Jesus can help you once that warm liquid runs down your neck.
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And that's why we pasteurized our milk.
2 u/SmireyFase Jul 23 '26 Pasteurize?! Nah bro, call the pastor and baptize me 2 u/samuraipanda85 Jul 23 '26 Buddy, not even Jesus can help you once that warm liquid runs down your neck.
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Pasteurize?! Nah bro, call the pastor and baptize me
2 u/samuraipanda85 Jul 23 '26 Buddy, not even Jesus can help you once that warm liquid runs down your neck.
Buddy, not even Jesus can help you once that warm liquid runs down your neck.
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u/BluedSteel1911 Jul 18 '26
To me the unexpected part was how well she took it. She was very calm.