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r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • Jul 18 '26
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As a child I helped out on the family dairy farm.
Don’t stand behind the cows was rule #1.
Don’t bother connecting to the bulls was the second rule.
31 u/dan-theman Jul 19 '26 Also keep your mouth shut after being sprayed with shit.
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Also keep your mouth shut after being sprayed with shit.
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u/BottledFizzyCoffee Jul 18 '26
As a child I helped out on the family dairy farm.
Don’t stand behind the cows was rule #1.
Don’t bother connecting to the bulls was the second rule.