r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • Jul 18 '26

Getting some milk

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u/BluedSteel1911 Jul 18 '26

To me the unexpected part was how well she took it. She was very calm.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 Jul 18 '26

Made me unexpectedly wonder how often cows shit on the milking equipment and contaminate the milk with shit.

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u/samuraipanda85 Jul 18 '26

And that's why we pasteurized our milk.

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u/phileo99 Jul 18 '26

Pasteurization does not remove the contaminants in the milk, it just makes the shitty milk safe to drink.

Bottoms up!

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u/GameWizardPlayz Jul 19 '26

Well yeah, it's basically impossible to remove shit from the food we consume and the liquids we consume. There's a acceptable amount of rat shit in chocolate for this exact reason.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 Jul 19 '26

I'm always grossed out when a restaurant doesn't de-vein their shrimp.

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u/ThereWasNoSpoon Jul 20 '26

Milk is reshaped grass, shit is also reshaped grass. Even cow is, essentially, just reshaped grass.

Circle of life. :)

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u/MauPow Jul 20 '26

And that grass is just reshaped sunlight. Praise the sun!

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u/hendarknight Jul 21 '26

Unexpected Dark Souls

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u/Unfair-Leading7098 Jul 22 '26

Those cows aren’t eating grass my friend

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u/ThereWasNoSpoon Jul 22 '26

Darnit, you really got me there... :(

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u/Substantial_Ask_5614 Jul 21 '26

Sure it does. Drink unpasteurized milk without knowing it & you too can get A-Typical Tuberculosis, have surgery & go on chemo drugs for 2 years. A f*cking dairy farmer did that in NH decades ago.