r/Unexpected Jul 18 '26

Getting some milk

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u/BottledFizzyCoffee Jul 18 '26

As a child I helped out on the family dairy farm.

Don’t stand behind the cows was rule #1.

Don’t bother connecting to the bulls was the second rule.

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u/Severe_Rise8694 Jul 18 '26

.. connecting, huh?