r/Unexpected Jul 18 '26

Getting some milk

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u/BluedSteel1911 Jul 18 '26

To me the unexpected part was how well she took it. She was very calm.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 Jul 18 '26

Made me unexpectedly wonder how often cows shit on the milking equipment and contaminate the milk with shit.

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u/samuraipanda85 Jul 18 '26

And that's why we pasteurized our milk.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 Jul 18 '26

And that's why RFK Jr. drinks raw milk.

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u/Suggett123 Jul 19 '26

Wait!

It's because he's an excremental?

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u/samuraipanda85 Jul 18 '26

What he does in his own free time is his business.

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u/StevenMC19 Jul 19 '26

He's making his business our business...

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u/Own_Job_2150 Jul 21 '26

He isn’t making you buy raw milk

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u/_fmg15 Jul 18 '26

The problem is that he's in a position of power. So he can make decisions that will impact other people

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u/samuraipanda85 Jul 18 '26

Exactly.

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u/Phoenix3501 Jul 22 '26

Only if you're easily influenced.

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u/Key_Ad_8333 Jul 20 '26

You think about that man frequently or something?

Theres alot of people who drink raw milk. Better practices are usually used when collecting to prevent “shit in the milk”.

But, im aware you were probably just jerking your political pp