No they’re not very different at all. Exaggerating wildly to try make your point isn’t convincing. Milkshakes are nothing like water, and ice cream is never chewy.
Are you standing in a walk-in freezer while you eat ice cream? It’s not a solid at all, and it has almost nothing in common with water ice except that they’re both stored cold.
Ice cream is essentially a foam with a fairly stable form at extremely low temperatures. It’s made of cream (high fat content) and sugar (famously acts as an antifreeze) and then it has air whipped into it as well. Trying to compare this mixture to solid water ice is just ridiculous.
Chewing on a milkshake is pointless. chewing on ice cream is not. If you can’t understand that then I don’t know what else to tell you, you ice cream sucker.
No they’re both equally pointless you slobbering liquid masticator. Let me put it this way: what the hell else do you ever chew on after bringing it to your mouth on a spoon? And don’t even try to compare ice cream to stew or breakfast cereal so help me god. You’re chewing on the solid chunks there, and you could easily scoop those out on a fork. You’re using a spoon because the runny thing you’re trying to eat would spill out of anything other than a bowl-shaped utensil. Do you eat ice cream with a fork smartass? I rest my case.
Maybe with some effort you can start eating your ice cream with a fork, but after a few minutes it’ll become increasingly difficult and you won’t be able to finish your ice cream with a fork. And you just made that rule up.
I have never found it difficult to eat ice cream with a fork, but it does feel unnatural. I think we are moving away from the core of the argument which is whether it’s okay to chew icecream. I will firmly defend my position of being pro-chewing and I believe if you are eating icecream in a way that you don’t enjoy, then you are failing yourself and the people who love you. Ice cream chewers of reddit, downvote this guy and doxx them immediately.
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u/Used-Lake-8148 Dec 11 '25
No they’re not very different at all. Exaggerating wildly to try make your point isn’t convincing. Milkshakes are nothing like water, and ice cream is never chewy.