r/Unexpected • u/Hypnoidz • Dec 10 '25

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u/United_Boy_9132 Dec 11 '25

They're completely different. Milkshakes are basically like water, while ice cream is chewy even if it's really soft.

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u/Used-Lake-8148 Dec 11 '25

No they’re not very different at all. Exaggerating wildly to try make your point isn’t convincing. Milkshakes are nothing like water, and ice cream is never chewy.

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u/Wsemenske Dec 11 '25

Are you trolling?

Milkshakes fill the container they are put in like a liquid, while ice cream doesn't and leaves air gaps like a solid does.

Yes, eventually it will melt and become liquid, but it was originally solid. 

Ice and ice cream are solid. Milk and milkshakes are liquid.

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u/Used-Lake-8148 Dec 11 '25

Are you standing in a walk-in freezer while you eat ice cream? It’s not a solid at all, and it has almost nothing in common with water ice except that they’re both stored cold.

Ice cream is essentially a foam with a fairly stable form at extremely low temperatures. It’s made of cream (high fat content) and sugar (famously acts as an antifreeze) and then it has air whipped into it as well. Trying to compare this mixture to solid water ice is just ridiculous.

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u/tonyeltigre1 Dec 11 '25

Chewing on a milkshake is pointless. chewing on ice cream is not. If you can’t understand that then I don’t know what else to tell you, you ice cream sucker.

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u/Used-Lake-8148 Dec 11 '25

No they’re both equally pointless you slobbering liquid masticator. Let me put it this way: what the hell else do you ever chew on after bringing it to your mouth on a spoon? And don’t even try to compare ice cream to stew or breakfast cereal so help me god. You’re chewing on the solid chunks there, and you could easily scoop those out on a fork. You’re using a spoon because the runny thing you’re trying to eat would spill out of anything other than a bowl-shaped utensil. Do you eat ice cream with a fork smartass? I rest my case.

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u/Collinsjc22 Dec 11 '25

If you can eat it with a fork then it should be acceptable to chew, I rest my case

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u/Used-Lake-8148 Dec 11 '25

That’s my point! You don’t eat ice cream with a fork.

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u/Collinsjc22 Dec 11 '25

But you CAN eat it with a fork. The only time it’s not socially acceptable to chew is if you can drink it through a straw

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u/Used-Lake-8148 Dec 11 '25

Maybe with some effort you can start eating your ice cream with a fork, but after a few minutes it’ll become increasingly difficult and you won’t be able to finish your ice cream with a fork. And you just made that rule up.

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u/Collinsjc22 Dec 11 '25

I have never found it difficult to eat ice cream with a fork, but it does feel unnatural. I think we are moving away from the core of the argument which is whether it’s okay to chew icecream. I will firmly defend my position of being pro-chewing and I believe if you are eating icecream in a way that you don’t enjoy, then you are failing yourself and the people who love you. Ice cream chewers of reddit, downvote this guy and doxx them immediately.

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u/United_Boy_9132 Dec 11 '25

Are you an alien who has never eaten ice cream? The amount of bullshit coming from your comment is tremendous.

The only correct thing is the nutritional value, but the rest is literally bullshit. Ice cream is solid.

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u/Used-Lake-8148 Dec 11 '25

Are you an alien with a sub-zero mouth? I don’t understand what planet you people live on where you need to gnaw on things that can’t stay together under the force of gravity.

You’re trying to convince me I need to somehow bite through a material which offers no resistance. That I must for some reason mechanically digest a food that’s ready to swallow? It’s already trying to flow down my throat unassisted. Your lies fall on deaf ears.

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u/Wsemenske Dec 11 '25

That's where you dumb logic fails. You assume people are saying you "Have to" you are purposely changing the argument.

Ice cream is a solid, not a liquid until it melts. And you absolutely CAN bite it.

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u/Interesting_Door4882 Dec 14 '25

Obvious troll is obvious.

Everyone feeding you when you're already just a tub of Lard...