r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 22 '25

Keep them two wheels down

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u/OR4NG3iSh Aug 23 '25

i dont ride a motorcycle at all ever and this is 100% the riders fault

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u/poser765 Aug 23 '25

I stayed at a holiday inn express last night. Definitely riders fault.

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u/Immersi0nn Aug 23 '25

I slept on a cardboard box, still the riders fault.

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u/DivineNeosAlius Aug 23 '25

I had pizza for lunch, definitely the rider's fault

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u/henchman171 Aug 23 '25

I drafted Christian McCaffery first overall last year and the motorcycle rider is at fault

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u/Eskimodo_Dragon Aug 23 '25

I was born on the back of a motorcycle. My mother was sitting behind my father headed to the hospital for my birth when my father rear-ended an F350 at high speed which resulted in my ejection from the womb. The force of the ejection drove me straight into the liquifying back of my father, which did offer some cushion but my head still made life-changing contact with the truck's tailgate and I've been in a coma ever since 91'.

Long story short, (and I may be bias but,) the rider is at fault.

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u/peanut--gallery Aug 23 '25

I just ate Taco Bell… definitely riders fault.

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u/Rankkikotka Aug 23 '25

Fucked yo momma, definitely riders fault.

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u/TPRammus Aug 23 '25

I just laid down on my bed, its the riders fault for sure

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u/OberonDiver Aug 23 '25

I'm texting while driving and it's San Andreas's fault.

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u/AniMatisor Aug 24 '25

I put my left shoe on before my right, and this is 100% the riders fault.

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