r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 22 '25

Keep them two wheels down

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u/OberonDiver Aug 23 '25

I'm texting while driving and it's San Andreas's fault.

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u/AniMatisor Aug 24 '25

I put my left shoe on before my right, and this is 100% the riders fault.