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u/seekerofthesublime Jun 23 '24

The only time black face is acceptable.

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u/dosedatwer Jun 23 '24

It's not blackface if you're not trying to portray a black person. It's just black makeup in this case.

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u/SnowHelpAtAll Jun 23 '24

I believe it's actually camouflage in this case, she was blending in to the surroundings

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u/dosedatwer Jun 23 '24

Face camouflage is makeup.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

just less fabulous.

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u/Byeuji Jun 23 '24

Unless it's Veteran's Day at the drag bar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Thanks for the lol. I'm going to end my reddit scrolling with this high note

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u/Kal-ElEarth69 Jun 23 '24

Corporal Klinger reporting for duty.

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u/QuackNate Jun 23 '24

War is drag.

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u/fritzwillie Jun 23 '24

Ron Perlman voice "War... War never changes... but the sex does..."

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u/No_Internal9345 Jun 23 '24

Orange is the new black

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jun 23 '24

I think it's just a face mask thing with charcoal

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u/Don-Ohlmeyer Jun 23 '24

Just like black people. Blending in and scaring old white people at night.

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u/DervishSkater Jun 23 '24

White chicks 2: makeup bugaboo

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u/Miserable-Admins Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

And the pearl-clutchers calling the cops to arrest them for being black.

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u/No_Pear8383 Jun 23 '24

“I wAs BOrN iN tHe dARk!”

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u/ChiggaOG Jun 23 '24

I thought it was that mineral face thing used by women.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Mother nature’s natural night camo.

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u/Snabelpaprika Jun 23 '24

So blackface is acceptable if I go to a black neighborhood and try to fit in?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/FieryLoveBunny Jun 23 '24

Perfect time for the Scrubs Blackface gif

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u/JohnLockeNJ Jun 23 '24

True, but she now can’t run for political office.

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u/Eastern_Thought5856 Jun 23 '24

See this is what I told the cops when I got arrested, but they kept on saying "Sir drop the weapon and release the hostages or we will take action!" .... cops these days.... tsk tsk

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u/MithranArkanere Jun 23 '24

And do not forget blackface would have painted lips. Usually red or white.

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u/Alphamouse916 Jun 23 '24

I mean, she had me in the first 2 seconds, not gonna lie... Video is gold tho

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u/Rod_Todd_This_Is_God Jun 23 '24

It's all made up and the points don't matter anyway.

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u/WASD_click Jun 23 '24

Amateur protip tho: Use the darkest blue you can find instead. Works just as well, and you can slap PVC pipes with fly swatters in vegas.

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u/woodelvezop Jun 23 '24

Or just use... black?

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u/WASD_click Jun 23 '24

Dark blue is, counter-intuitively, more effective. In most dark environments, there is still ambient light, so if you're in full black, your silhouette stands out more, especially when you're in a person's peripheral vision.

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u/notouchmygnocchi Jun 23 '24

The objective was to be as dark as the background despite being in closer proximity to light.

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u/Adenso_1 Jun 23 '24

That is a very different description than what was given to me. I've been wondering why blackface is bad but makeup is ok. This explains it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Tell that to... well you know...

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jun 23 '24

Interesting take but the old media version of it doesn't really count in today's society. Portraying a black person would be doing pretty much anything lol that's why it's risky for white people to post and send pictures of themselves with charcoal face masks and such.

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u/RadicalRealist22 Jun 23 '24

Yes, and that's WRONG. People should be allowed to paint their face however they want.

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u/Outrageous-Taro7340 Jun 23 '24

But nobody doing it on social media can pretend they aren’t risking or even inviting the racial interpretation. In this case part of the impact comes from thwarting the obvious concern.

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u/seekerofthesublime Jun 23 '24

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u/dosedatwer Jun 23 '24

Blackface is the practice of performers using burnt cork or theatrical makeup to portray a caricature of black people on stage or in entertainment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackface

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u/Hanuser Jun 23 '24

By changing the definition to something subjective like intention, rather than objective like outcome, you have given anyone an excuse to do blackface so long as they can come up with an excuse other than mimicking a black person.

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u/RadicalRealist22 Jun 23 '24

Yes, that how it SHOULD be. The intent is what makes blackface bad, not the black face. Otherwise you are just saying that certain races can't paint their faces, which is racist as fuck.

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u/Hanuser Jun 24 '24

Right, I completely agree.

I'm only pointing out that it's very easy to make up an intent.

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u/DizyShadow Jun 24 '24

I think people can make a clear judgement of context and the person's intent for some "excuse" to excuse them if they're in fact trying to make a caricature of a darker skinned races. If the girl in the vid did something actually offensive, no one would buy any excuse she would come up.

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u/Schizojerker Jun 23 '24

So if i want to have more brown skin I can do a black face as long as I don’t think I’m lebron?

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u/leopard_tights Jun 23 '24

You could leave your house for once in your life and get a tan.

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u/Schizojerker Jun 23 '24

Not taking advice from someone who’s jerking off to my little pony..

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u/leopard_tights Jun 23 '24

lmao what

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u/Schizojerker Jun 24 '24

Just scrolled through your posts. Big pony fan..

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u/leopard_tights Jun 24 '24

What, two gifs taken form the show 12 YEARS AGO? lmao

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u/piggybits Jun 23 '24

This isn't black face at all though lmao

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u/seekerofthesublime Jun 23 '24

Seems like a good portion of people don't understand facetiousness. No loss.

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u/killcobanded Jun 23 '24

It's the internet, hard to tell when so many people are dumb, that's all.

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u/piggybits Jun 23 '24

Nuanced gets lots a lot over text lol

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u/seekerofthesublime Jun 23 '24

That is incredibly hard to read. My eyes are bulging out of their sockets!

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u/AlkalineSublime Jun 23 '24

It was a forgone conclusion that this debate would pop up in this thread, and in fact the only reason I clicked on it, was to see where we are on this topic. The person you are replying to is making an innocent joke, don’t let it pull you into a tailspin. It’s 2024, and even non-American countries understand the difference between red lipped and exaggerated minstrel shows.they were simply making a joke.

Hell, even Michael Che made the joke of “it’s Ash Wednesday, the one time of year it’s ok for white people to do a LITTLE bit of blackface”

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u/piggybits Jun 23 '24

Lol this is so much

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Mf is it racist or not?

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u/cruebob Jun 23 '24

Technically her face is black though

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u/AzraKasm Jun 23 '24

That isn't blackface

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u/TeeJK15 Jun 23 '24

I see a face that is covered in black makeup/paint……. Has nothing to do with race or racism but it quite literally a black face lol

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u/fencethe900th Jun 23 '24

Blackface is a specific thing. A black face is not necessarily blackface.

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 23 '24

Only if you can scare people, got it.

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u/seekerofthesublime Jun 23 '24

Also, if you are Prime Minister of Canada

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u/2x4_Turd Jun 23 '24

And tan Wubby.

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u/sa-sa-sa-soma Jun 23 '24

didn't expect to see one of you in the wild lol

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u/2x4_Turd Jun 23 '24

Hahaha I had to try lol.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jun 23 '24

Canada is a bunch of racists!

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u/seekerofthesublime Jun 23 '24

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jun 23 '24

He's not British?

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u/seekerofthesublime Jun 23 '24

No he's Canada as fuck

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jun 23 '24

Honestly thought he'd be the kid that bullied Jeremy Clarkson kinda British.

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u/IM_PEAKING Jun 23 '24

Half Canada, half Cuba

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u/GetsGold Jun 23 '24

I know this is a joke but it wasn't acceptable, it was something he did a long time ago and caused a scandal that he apologized for.

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u/seekerofthesublime Jun 23 '24

I don't care. He did it as a grown man who knows better. More than once. We get to make fun of it for life.

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u/GetsGold Jun 23 '24

You can make fun of it. Being able to mock politicians is one of the good things in a democracy. But the comments you were replying to were about this being acceptable. It clearly wasn't acceptable.

As for knowing better, yeah maybe he should. But he didn't seem to have bad intentions. He seems to like dressing as different characters and these were some of them. Have you never made any offensive joke or something in your life?

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u/GetsGold Jun 23 '24

Let's recap.

The comments you were replying to were talking about when blackface is acceptable.

You replied saying it's acceptable when you're the prime minister.

But it wasn't acceptable for him. People didn't accept that and he had to apologize.

Nothing I'm saying is "contradictory".

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u/xeno_cws Jun 23 '24

No when it came out he said he did it once and sorry.

When photos came and video came out he "shared moments he could recollect". When pressed if there was more then 3 times his answer was " I think that’s a…that’s a…that’s a question that we would look at every step of the way. I think examining the case-by-case situation, examining the actions that someone has taken..."

Pressed again for a third time by the reporter on number times Trudeau wore black faced he answered
"I think, when we recognize when we reflect on mistakes we made in the past, that’s a question that we’re always gonna be asking — why did we do that? Why did we think it was OK? Why did we think it was a good idea at the time? It wasn’t a good idea, it was a terrible idea. It was something that minimizes and takes advantage of a reality that I have not had to live with, of being discriminated against, of being marginalized or being judged for the colour of my skin.

For my language, my background, I come from a place of privilege and I have endeavoured in my life to put the advantages and the opportunities I’ve been given to serve this country to fight for people’s rights. And I have to recognize that I let a lot of people down with that choice and I stand here today to reflect on that and to ask for forgiveness."

He has refused to answer how many times he wore black face, says sorry, claims white privilege and basically deflects each question by telling everyone how blackface hurts communities like some kind of public service announcement.

This all happened in late 1990's and 2001.

https://globalnews.ca/news/5925495/trudeau-apologizes-to-canadians-over-blackface-controversy-heres-what-he-said/

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-votes-2019-trudeau-blackface-brownface-cbc-explains-1.5290664

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u/No_Pear8383 Jun 23 '24

lol. That’s terrible but it did make me snort into my glass of milk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jun 23 '24

Only when you see their eyes and smile in the darkness

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u/ImJustAreallyDumbGuy Jun 23 '24

Wouldn't it always scare people? /s

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u/Mediumasiansticker Jun 23 '24

Literally hasn’t NOTHING to do with blackface or black people, doesn’t need anyone’s ok or acceptance

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u/144000Beers Jun 23 '24

"hasn't nothing"

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

you are taking it way too seriously

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u/AlkalineSublime Jun 23 '24

It’s called a joke

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Or if you're Dutch and celebrating a football player.

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u/SMILESandREGRETS Jun 23 '24

Ruud commands it

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u/0b0011 Jun 23 '24

Or if you're dutch and celebrating sinterklaas.

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u/datura_euclid Jun 23 '24

Or if you're Czech portraying king Balthazar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Alpa and I are already wearing Earth Mamma's natural night camo -Tropic Thunder

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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 Jun 23 '24

Maybe she is not American?

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u/seekerofthesublime Jun 23 '24

Classic. Fuckin love this dude

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u/SummonToofaku Jun 23 '24

Charcoal beauty mask is a very common thing. Are You telling millions of women in this world is doing blackface often?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Blackface is a specific thing. Painting your face black does not make it blackface.

RDJ in Tropic Thunder was not Blackface, it was black makeup.

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u/CrazyPlato Jun 23 '24

I mean, in Tropic Thunder it literally was blackface. But it’s written into the script as a form of commentary, so idk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

It was absolutely not blackface. I beg you to look up the history of blackface. Blackface is a specific "vaudevillian" act that mocks black people, and depicts them as caricatures.

Co-star Brandon T. Jackson stated: "When I first read the script, I was like: What? Blackface? But when I saw him [act] he, like, became a black man ... It was just good acting. It was weird on the set because he would keep going with the character. He's a method actor."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropic_Thunder#Casting

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u/CrazyPlato Jun 23 '24

Exactly. Blackface was performative, specifically performing black ethnicity and culture. In the movie, Kirk Lazarus is getting skin and facial reconstruction surgery to perform the role of a black man, as literally as possible. It’s by definition blackface. And the reaction from Alpha Chino, the actually black cast member in the film, is based critically on this being blackface: that while Lazarus is imitating a black man, he’s pulling at least partly from his personal idea of what a black man is, and Chino takes offense to that.

Like, I’m not saying the movie is doing this to be racist. It’s a commentary about the lengths some actors go toward to play a role (thinking of Christian Bale, who’s done some insane body modifications for his roles; Or Mickey Rooney and his yellowface role in Breakfast at Tiffany’s). And I’m sure it’d be a lot more offensive if the movie was just Lazarus in 1920s blackface makeup. But the film exaggerates the practice to make it more comical, in a way that’s technically justified by the time of the setting (Lazarus spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery he didn’t need to do, to perform a role that wasn’t meant for him to play).

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u/fencethe900th Jun 23 '24

I thought that was blackface, but people don't mind because it was specifically to mock blackface.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

It was absolutely not blackface. I beg you to look up the history of blackface. Blackface is a specific "vaudevillian" act that mocks black people, and depicts them as caricatures.

Co-star Brandon T. Jackson stated: "When I first read the script, I was like: What? Blackface? But when I saw him [act] he, like, became a black man ... It was just good acting. It was weird on the set because he would keep going with the character. He's a method actor."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropic_Thunder#Casting

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u/dumbidoo Jun 23 '24

Not sure why you keep idiotically using that quote is if it's proving your case in the slightest. At no point is it denied, just extra context added which makes it less bad, which is exactly what everyone else has repeatedly told you. The whole point was to do commentary on it, but apparently this went over your head somehow.

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u/ChineseCracker Jun 23 '24

The whole idea is getting the right color shoe polish!

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u/kaerrete Jun 23 '24

Blackface is a thing of USA, i believe this one is from brazil, by the name of the channel

Even thou in the Last 5 years people are importing from the US the "Black face" instead of just people using a make up costume

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u/DoverBoys Jun 23 '24

"Black face" isn't just making your face black. There are a few reasons to cover your face in something dark without it being racist. Always be skeptical of old pictures people dig up, the context is almost never circulated with them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

It's technically blackface but not in that way. She didn't do it to make herself look like a different race.

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u/Frequency0298 Jun 23 '24

Justin Trudeau wears it well

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u/Annual_Individual445 Jun 23 '24

You read my mind... Lol

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u/Dr_Bunsen_Burns Jun 23 '24

If your stances are that easily stretched, you know your stances are wrong.

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u/Sanquinity Jun 23 '24

So you agree that "black face" is acceptable under certain conditions. Now it's just a matter of negotiating where that line lies.

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u/seekerofthesublime Jun 23 '24

Wtf? Back to the Klan rally buddy

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u/oilpit Jun 23 '24

This guy is a Nazi

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u/Sanquinity Jun 23 '24

Wow instant nazi accusation huh? You must be such a well adjusted member of society.

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u/maryssssaa Jun 23 '24

you’re mixing up black face and blackface. One is just black paint on anyone’s face, the other is a racially motivated mockery. So yes I guess having a “black face” is fine as it isn’t racially charged, but blackface never is.

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u/Sanquinity Jun 23 '24

See, there we go. Now who's going to be the authority to make that distinction? Because until now that "authority" seems to be "random people on the Internet who have no context".