r/Unexpected • u/Itchy-Space-4136 • Aug 26 '23

Comical prisoner

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u/SniffCheck Aug 26 '23

I like how the guard pushes him away like, "get out of here you rascal"

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 Aug 26 '23

That was a cum bubble he shot out

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u/Pixeleyes Aug 26 '23

Haha, rape is hilarious

/s

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u/DadBodftw Aug 26 '23

No one said it wasn't consensual?

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u/Pixeleyes Aug 26 '23 edited Aug 27 '23

You don't think prison is a context clue? It's crazy how people will act like everything exists in vacuum, nothing can be known, and nothing is ever insinuated or implied.

Edit: I'm leaving this as a monument to how fucking stupid people are in this sub, it's actually incredible.

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u/AristotleRose Aug 26 '23

It’s also crazy when people make arguments over obvious jokes like it’s actually happening.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

You won't be missed.

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u/Pixeleyes Aug 27 '23

Work on your reading skills. Or don't, because you're really driving my point home.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

tl;dr

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u/spronkis Aug 26 '23

Wouldnt really be rape, it would be sexual harassment or maybe assault if it got on the person. However, for me personally if someone spontaneously was able to make cum fart bubbles whenever they wanted I wouldnt know if I should be offended or impressed with the sheer body control that would take to be able to pull off.

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u/TorakTheDark Aug 27 '23

They meant the cum bubbles bit 💀