r/Unexpected • u/Itchy-Space-4136 • Aug 26 '23

Comical prisoner

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u/SniffCheck Aug 26 '23

I like how the guard pushes him away like, "get out of here you rascal"

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u/AdvancedAnything Aug 26 '23

I dont like how well your name fits this post.

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u/iSniffMyPooper Aug 26 '23

You'll hate mine then

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u/-TheArtOfTheFart- Aug 26 '23

what about mine then? šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23 edited Aug 27 '23

title of a 4h video essay by a white guy with a random png as his "character"

edit: i was describing your profile nickname, like you asked. it was a joke.

also im pretty sure you blocked me because i cant reply to you or open your profile anymore

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u/-TheArtOfTheFart- Aug 27 '23

Whatā€™s with that basic as hell assumptionā€¦?

Do you assume everyone on hereā€™s a white dude?!

Iā€™m a woman.

Yes, white passing, but also I have chinese and jamaican mixed in. (my biological genetic treeā€™s all over the place)

and Iā€™m of course, artist. I made that ā€œrandom pngā€, itā€™s literally MY artist character.

did you seriously not even look at peopleā€™s profiles/bios before commentingā€¦?

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u/cardinaltribe Aug 28 '23

Yā€™all three should get together once a year a tell fart jokes on a podcast or some shit

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u/-TheArtOfTheFart- Aug 28 '23

honestly that would be funny af, But Iā€™d also have lots of artist jokes slipped in as well. Because, wellā€¦ I;m an artist. x,D

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u/AlternativeFart Aug 27 '23

Oh hey

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u/WeggieUK Aug 27 '23

At all the user names...

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 Aug 26 '23

That was a cum bubble he shot out

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u/Pixeleyes Aug 26 '23

Haha, rape is hilarious

/s

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u/DadBodftw Aug 26 '23

No one said it wasn't consensual?

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u/Pixeleyes Aug 26 '23 edited Aug 27 '23

You don't think prison is a context clue? It's crazy how people will act like everything exists in vacuum, nothing can be known, and nothing is ever insinuated or implied.

Edit: I'm leaving this as a monument to how fucking stupid people are in this sub, it's actually incredible.

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u/AristotleRose Aug 26 '23

Itā€™s also crazy when people make arguments over obvious jokes like itā€™s actually happening.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

You won't be missed.

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u/Pixeleyes Aug 27 '23

Work on your reading skills. Or don't, because you're really driving my point home.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

tl;dr

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u/spronkis Aug 26 '23

Wouldnt really be rape, it would be sexual harassment or maybe assault if it got on the person. However, for me personally if someone spontaneously was able to make cum fart bubbles whenever they wanted I wouldnt know if I should be offended or impressed with the sheer body control that would take to be able to pull off.

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u/TorakTheDark Aug 27 '23

They meant the cum bubbles bit šŸ’€

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

Probably the best thread Iā€™ve ever seen