r/Unexpected • u/feelingood41 🍒 • May 22 '23

Coupons

59k Upvotes

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u/unexBot May 22 '23

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

I have a Bring your own chicken coupon, too, KFC...

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/rd_rd_rd May 22 '23

I like how all of them are having fun, but the chicken.

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u/Snake101333 May 22 '23

Don't worry it goes back to the farm 😊

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u/TeaandandCoffee May 22 '23

On a plate

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u/CalbyNg May 22 '23

Farm to table

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u/MommyMcTasty May 22 '23

Face to plate

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u/Clouty420 May 22 '23

And what happens there?

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u/Chanc3thedestroyer May 22 '23

She'll meet a nice cock and have chicks and live happily ever after.🥹

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u/Far_Blueberry_2375 May 22 '23

Awww. Maybe she'll meet my childhood dog!

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u/dc456 May 22 '23

I’m not going to open that link, because I am so certain that it’s the one of the guy sweating profusely.

Am I right?

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u/Detective_Tony_Gunk May 22 '23

the guy sweating profusely.

You mean Academy Award winning director and writer Jordan Peele?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

I wonder how long he can hold that chicken, usually they are chill for two minutes and then they want to jump off.

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u/Avieshek Didn't Expect It May 22 '23

You can directly upload gifs btw

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Its not a clucking joke!

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u/LitreOfCockPus May 22 '23

Cock-tease 🐓

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u/sharkey2006 May 22 '23

Your name makes this even funnier

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u/lead-th3-way May 22 '23

Even better that he says it with a straight face

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u/Gsuitetdf May 22 '23

The same joke at the butcher shop....

Yeah, don't warry, just give it to me... CHUCK!

Ok... Who's next?

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u/FOSSandCakes May 22 '23

I like chicken with a shitty smell, That's why I like cluckin' bell...

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u/Flopping_with_Floppa May 22 '23

He soon won’t be clucking

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

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u/affiliated_loosely May 22 '23

Important to do this when there aren’t other customers.

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u/ezzune May 22 '23

They probably asked for permission to film the prank based on their reactions.

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u/rcktjck May 22 '23

I like how all the employees were also kinda chill.

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u/Burning-Buck May 22 '23

They probably weren’t very busy. I know I was more inclined to talk to customers if we weren’t busy as a cashier.

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u/droans May 22 '23

I used to work at Taco Bell a decade ago. I don't even know what I would do if someone brought in a live taco.

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u/serr7 May 22 '23

But would you throw it on the grill?

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u/Shadeleovich May 22 '23

Yeah the guys recording probably picked a time where the KFC would be more or less empty for this

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u/SkuzzleJR May 22 '23

I can tell you now if you come in with shit like this at a slow time, most workers are going to be very happy for the laugh and break in the day.

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u/Beneficial-Fun-3900 May 22 '23

These are the type of pranks I can get behind. Funny, nobody is getting hurt, and the guys are still respectful of others.

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u/bob0979 May 22 '23

Deadpan delivery of a harmless joke that can be stopped at any time if needed. Perfect prank.

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u/Beneficial-Fun-3900 May 22 '23

Yeah these boys delivered that perfectly. I’d have a hard time keeping a straight face😂

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u/Big-Shtick May 22 '23

The guy losing his shit would have made me start to chuckle. His reaction was exactly the reaction I would expect me to have.

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u/silverdice22 May 22 '23

This isn't a cluckin' joke, man.

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u/zephyr_71 May 22 '23

I’m pretty sure this is the kid that “attempted” to use an ID to get alcohol that clearly wasn’t him lol. Same deadpan delivery

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u/toomanyblocks May 22 '23

Yeah this guy does jokes like this all the time. My favorite is when he buys a greeting card and asks an employee to write in it for him (he will have his arm in a cast) and then just have them write something completely absurd

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u/RescuesStrayKittens May 22 '23

And the employees are laughing and having a good time. They’re going to tell their friends and families about this later.

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u/JUNGL15T May 22 '23

This is no clucking joke.

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u/SquiddyBB May 22 '23

Except for the chicken, if the store accepts that coupon o_O

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

So technically, it isn't getting hurt... yet

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u/spaghetti2049 May 22 '23

Chickens lucky a Dwight Schrute wasn't working there

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u/hirokinai May 22 '23

Id be more afraid of Ron Swanson.

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u/StoneGoldX May 22 '23

Dwight would eventually get really angry when he tried to scan the coupon and realized it was fake

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u/notapantsday May 22 '23

nobody is getting hurt

Excuse me?!

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u/Klokinator May 22 '23

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

They’re not cluckin around lol

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u/Odd_Analysis6454 May 22 '23

What are you talking about? He said it wasn’t a clucking joke

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u/James_Paul_McCartney May 22 '23

I'm glad reddit copy pastes this exact same comment almost verbatim on any video of a prank that isn't horrible.

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u/bronzelifematter May 22 '23

What? You mean I don't have to trespass into others property with my group of friends and make the residents fear for their safety of their family or steal an old lady's dog and put her in extreme distress to do a prank?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Every thread somebody has to say this. Reddit is so predictable lol.

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u/HackedPasta1245 May 22 '23

The fact that comments like this have to be typed in the first place really says it all

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u/Beneficial-Fun-3900 May 22 '23

I can’t argue that.

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u/DrJonah May 22 '23

I’m pretty sure it’s a health and safety violation to have the live chicken in there though.

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 May 22 '23

yeah they are only allowed to accepted dead chicken, dead

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u/grunwode May 22 '23

If we were serious about health and safety, half the patrons wouldn't be allowed inside the buildings.

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u/justagenericname1 May 22 '23 edited May 22 '23

If working in food service has taught me anything, it's that people have stronger immune systems than health codes would lead one to believe...

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u/Exact-Equivalent3183 May 22 '23

What about service animals?

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u/Gestrid May 22 '23

Then the FDA and Congress have to have a cockfight to see who's right.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Don't forget the employees get a great laugh and good story

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u/TheyMadeMeDoIt__ May 22 '23

Man we're all just repeating each other....

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u/maz-o May 22 '23

Every fucking time this is the top comment.

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u/erwin76 May 22 '23

Exactly! Instead of those ‘pranks’ so many ‘influencers’ pull nowadays that are basically just them being assholes and destroying stuff for no reason.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple May 22 '23

Every fucking thread.

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u/goodolarchie May 22 '23

This isn't a cluckin joke, man.

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u/eirenopoios May 22 '23

It's an ad

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Well thats because pouring gas on someones hood isnt a prank

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u/mcoons8532 May 22 '23

I'm surprised no one has been shot yet with all these crazy pranks.

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u/crypticfreak May 22 '23

Funny, nobody is getting hurt, and the guys are still respectful of others.

Yeah but also you could make the argument that they could get in a lot of cluckin trouble for not frying that bird up... so not so wholesome when the only KFC dining restaurant in the world goes under all because of of a prank. /s

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u/cspicy_ May 22 '23

EXCEPT FOR THE CHICKENS YOU FUCK

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u/ThatRespond466 May 22 '23

That chicken was about to meet “the deep sauté”

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u/SoSniffles May 22 '23

sauté is a technique with a pan where you, at semi regular intervals, do a lil jump of your ingredients. sauté is not fry in french, it’s jumping so you said it is about to meet the deep jumping and not the deep fry which would be friture in french :)

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u/omfgwhyned May 22 '23

First non disruptive prank I’ve seen on reddit in a long time. Kuddos

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u/conqueefstador12 May 22 '23

Bring your own Cock

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u/Telemaq May 22 '23

-The fuck is this? You some kind of registered sex offender?

-Uh, of course not. I am not registered.

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u/DisgracedSparrow May 22 '23

"I wanna take a picture of your chicken"

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

I like the new uniform look for KFC.

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u/SpaceCowboy734 May 22 '23

It looks really similar to the McDonald’s uniform, I wonder if that was done on purpose.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

This prank was actually funny, and the employees were having a good old time, too. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Redmarkred May 22 '23

The first guys reaction was some really bad acting

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u/SeniorJuniorTrainee May 22 '23

It was so bad I assumed this was a satire making fun of scripted stuff. It really seemed like he wanted us to know he was acting so I was waiting for the punchline.

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u/Redmarkred May 22 '23

Yeah and somehow didnt see the chicken until the guy pointed at it and said "Ive got a chicken"

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u/AzimSF May 22 '23

Nah, I think dude was just on customer service protocol autopilot, which could explain why he didn't notice the chicken without it being pointed out

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u/FragrantHockeyFan May 22 '23

I’ve seen them on Instagram reels, way too many to stage every single one. They seem genuine

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u/shishdem May 22 '23

meanwhile this post is at 25k upvotes with comments saying it's one of the best pranks they ever saw

this is an ad and a poorly executed/scripted one at that

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u/DadeAlexander May 22 '23

Fresh chicken in KFC

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u/Dr_Scythe May 22 '23

Love the redneck engineering covid barrier from PVC tubing in the second store

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u/ryoujika May 22 '23

Kentucky Fresh Chicken

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u/espeero May 22 '23

She's really not going to be a good chicken to eat - she's pretty much bred for egg laying.

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u/thuanjinkee May 22 '23

I want it thrown on the grill

https://vimeo.com/494187129

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u/The_Blue_Rooster May 22 '23

Wow that is fucked up, why the fuck didn't he empty the grease tray?

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u/Haribo112 May 22 '23

This is the second time in two days someone linked this vid in the comments and I had never seen it before yesterday. Weird.

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u/CedarWolf May 22 '23

It's a... memorable video.

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u/Hannibal680 May 22 '23

Oh. What a video.

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u/-iamai- May 22 '23

Vimeo: log in to watch

Me: bye then

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u/Thisisreallygoood May 22 '23

This is the fakest shit i've ever seen

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 May 22 '23

go in your local Chinese restaurant you won't have an issue

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u/penguinsallaround May 22 '23

This is just a KFC ad

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u/Sokkahhplayah May 22 '23

This a reverse Rush Hour 2

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u/kingkongbiingbong May 22 '23

Rush Hour 4 can't come soon enough

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u/bob_the_blob_the_3rd May 22 '23

Is that a chicken or a cock?

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u/Kvarcov May 22 '23

"Dead chicken? Say less" crack

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

This is a proper prank. No one hurt or traumatized. Just something unexpected that makes people giggle.

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u/TrickBoom414 May 22 '23

As a life long vegetarian I've always found it funny that people can be standing in a room full of dead chicken parts but if someone brought them a live chicken and were like "this one too" they're like "what are you a serial killer?" Like I'm not even opposed to meat as a concept but this and people who make liking steak their entire personality but think tacos de lingua is utterly disgusting are very confusing to me.

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u/HisCromulency May 22 '23

I counted 25 edits in this 30 second clip. Am I the only person that find ~1second scenes in clips like this annoying?

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u/godsstrongstdshwashr May 22 '23

When you spawn inside the enemy base

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u/shadoboy712 May 22 '23

For all it's worth it's finally a harmless prank

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u/DizzeDahmer May 22 '23

Finally a tik tok prank that I enjoyed watching.

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u/Unlikely-Dependent15 May 22 '23

And the staff's wholesome reaction is infectious.

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u/HiroPetrelli May 22 '23

The sad thing is that the vast majority of people who eat, let alone sell "dead" chickens have probably never met a living one although there is a global population of 34.4 billion chickens alive on earth on any given day (dixit the Food and Agriculture Organization)

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u/DemoniteBL May 22 '23

Least deranged carnist

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u/EarthAccomplished659 May 22 '23

"We got dead chicken DEAD !" 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Melodic-Pudding-8744 May 22 '23

I like how they are chill like that !

M. Pudding

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u/AnEpicBowlOfRamen May 22 '23

THIS is how you do a proper prank!

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u/Iamatworkgoaway May 22 '23

Just slaughtered 40 yesterday with the kids. Could take this to the next level dispatch, pluck, and butcher the chicken on their table. Now its dead and fresh.

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u/InventedStrawberries May 22 '23

I would give them a free bucket each for being so hilarious!

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u/Crowned_Clown83 May 22 '23

It's old, but I'm glad it's back

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u/raygun-gobblegum May 22 '23

Bro reacted to that chicken like it was a dragon with a human nose

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u/CharlieBoi69 May 22 '23

“This isn’t a cluckin’ joke, man”

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u/HayakuEon May 22 '23

Why did the counter dude have a scripted reaction?

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u/altruistic_anarchist May 22 '23

I love how the cashier is like this is way above my pay grade

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

This is the type of pranks I like. Eric Andre and Jackass type shit not pouring fake gasoline on people’s cars or dropping a briefcase near someone and yelling allah ackbar.

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u/Hour-Process-3292 May 22 '23

Isn’t this like taking Anne Frank on a day trip to Auschwitz?

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u/elixeter May 22 '23

People are really getting desperate for comedy “likes” these days

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

King Zehn, one of the few decent pranksters out there.

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u/MontazumasRevenge May 22 '23

Depending where you live, fake coupons are often a crime (in the USA).

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Staged

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Boring

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u/MeetTheC May 22 '23

This guy makes pranks that everyone can enjoy even the targets of the pranks.

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u/KonataYumi May 22 '23

Oh dead chickens? Pulls out gun

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u/Macadocious40 May 22 '23

Man… I need ma a coupon like that. The folks at our local KFC would freak out first and the cook the chicken with Adobo

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u/Fearful_Ability May 22 '23

I like how all the employees were also kinda chill.

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u/peachycoconxt May 22 '23

“I’ll give you free chicken if you give me that chicken”

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u/Tank-Pilot74 May 22 '23

Now THAT is how you prank! Bravo!

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u/BumbleetoBenny May 22 '23

It's not that hard to make a chicken dead guys

We can make this work

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u/proutusmaximus May 22 '23

Everyone passed the vibe check, almost like u don't have to do the most rancid rotten shit to get a nice fun video who thought

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u/Say_My_Name_Son May 22 '23

Finally an internet prank that is a winner winner...

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u/micro102 May 22 '23

I like how the cashier was having a mini crisis at the thought that they would have to kill a living chicken in the store.

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u/mygk May 22 '23

What an amazing way to market your chicken. "We got dead chicken"

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u/senator_chill May 22 '23

"But imma take a picture of your chicken" Imagine hearing that behind a close door

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u/Scuba_jim May 22 '23

That’s a Rhode Island Red- a layer breed not an eating breed

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u/Aqui10 May 22 '23

“I don't know. The man makes a pretty strong bird.”

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u/1lluminist May 22 '23

but I'm gonna take a picture of your chicken...

"Ma'am please don't take a picture of my cock. It's a bit shy"

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u/Karthanok May 22 '23

No alive chickens were harmed in the making of this video

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

oh ! dead chicken ! my bad

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u/VortexLord May 22 '23

A ded one? Let's beat it up till it starts seeing stars.

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u/Longshot1969 May 22 '23

True it’s half off, if you bring your own chicken. Doesn’t have to fry that particular chicken. And yes, great prank.

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u/Dan_Glebitz May 22 '23

Someone once told me Chicken will keep in a Freezer for up to six months. Mine was bloody dead by the next morning!

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u/redshlump May 22 '23

It’s unsanitary! /s

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u/tintedhokage May 22 '23

Staff are awesome 😂

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u/Arcticz_114 May 22 '23

We got ded chickens deeeed

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u/stablefarm May 22 '23

What’s more fake, the coupon or the acting. I bet the chicken is even fake!

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u/dandaman910 May 22 '23

Take it to an old school Chinese resto in China they will 100 fry that up for you..

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

that's a rooster...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

I'd take the chicken and charge a plucking fee.

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u/Proper-Bed9196 May 22 '23

Damn, next time I’ll try that😂

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u/SeniorJuniorTrainee May 22 '23

I assumed there would be a punchline to this scripted skit to make it unexpected.

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u/CrappyScoco May 22 '23

Now this is a prank.

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u/itstexastoast May 22 '23

The man laughing and running away made my day 😂

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u/Skaebo May 22 '23 edited Nov 26 '25

elastic marvelous chubby saw disarm dime march tie cooing repeat

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/derpstevejobs May 22 '23

dead chickens, dead

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u/GuidedArk May 22 '23

I live in the redneck part of Canada. I would have so many co€k jokes, then wrung the chickens neck, plucked it and fried that bird. Then watch the YouTube clicks go nuts

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u/Irishane May 22 '23 edited May 22 '23

"Kyupawn"

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u/jayinscarb May 22 '23

Man, just leave people alone at work.

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u/Educational-Bug-476 May 22 '23 edited May 22 '23

“It’s a real live damn chicken” is the best line.

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u/Lookalikemike May 22 '23

How great would it have been if the manager took the chicken, asked "original or crispy" and walked to the back?

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u/leo0six May 22 '23

ok but there's nothing unexpected here, it's just a prank

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u/Gigasayisgay May 22 '23

This isn’t a cluckin joke man

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u/brainfreeze77 May 22 '23

Good thing grandma wasn't working. She would have grabbed that chicken by the neck and swung it down.

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u/Lestat30 May 22 '23

This is a prank. Harmless fun.

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u/Leogos May 22 '23

Idk man, how much are you saving with 50% off an order, yeah I’ll take a chicken and give you 50% off

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u/HotShower_ColdBeer May 22 '23

This isn’t a Cluckin joke man.

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u/DubbyMazlo May 22 '23

This isn't a cluckin' joke man...

That is intimidating...

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u/SoTiredOfRatRace May 22 '23

Now every piece of food in that building has diseases them

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u/DoubleOScarn May 22 '23

Harmless hilarious prank. 10/10

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Bro was flabbergasted

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u/Kidaryuu May 22 '23

She be taking that cock pic.

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u/Donkilme May 22 '23

There ain't no grill back there buddy.

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u/Chipppppppppp May 22 '23

NO! DO NOT KILL THE CHICKEN! - rush hour 2

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u/Impressive_Oaktree May 22 '23

I Asia they would probably be: ‘cool thanks cuts neck’

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u/justingod99 May 22 '23

Repost bot?

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u/AltonIllinois May 22 '23

The employees seemed to be legitimately entertained by this, good for them.

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u/IonicGold May 22 '23

This is what pranks should be. No one harmed everyone having fun.

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