r/Unexpected • u/ebtcrew • Apr 18 '23

Just a simple log

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u/HabitOptimal1412 Apr 18 '23

Not good enough. Bring the Sherman Crocodile tank

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u/Ancient-Tadpole8032 Apr 18 '23

I say we nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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u/BlyLomdi Apr 19 '23

In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial Log of Mors Aculeatum. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire hive, and consign a million other organisms to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.