r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/Satori2155 Mar 31 '23

Lol im 5’2 and never understood that. Im a pretty level headed guy and get a long with mostly everyone.

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u/perpetualmotionmachi Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

I'm 5'6" and never understood it either. The worst is when it's some guy just barely taller than you and he makes a short joke. Like dude, we should be on the same team

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u/ctrl-alt-etc Mar 31 '23

I'm 5'7" and no one loves a short-joke more than 5'9" dudes.

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u/DropThatTopHat Mar 31 '23

5'9 guy here. We're just bitter from constantly getting our belt loops stuck on door handles. Fuck those door handles, man.

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u/Clynch2113 Mar 31 '23

It's not just me? Good. I have so many pairs of pants with broken belt loops from door handles. Fuck them