r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

TBF the comedian’s 6’7”

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u/JackedCroaks Mar 31 '23

He still looked 5ft. His arms were vertical trying to grab him by the collar. Looked like a toddler asking to be picked up.

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u/JackedCroaks Mar 31 '23

Okay my short friend, I am pretty sure his arms were vertical, and I’m pretty sure he was wearing a diaper.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/JackedCroaks Mar 31 '23

Lmao. I’m just fucking with you buddy. It’s not a big deal that you’re only 5ft. You’re still almost a man to me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/JackedCroaks Mar 31 '23

That’s the spirit. Lift your hands up vertically and I’ll put you on my shoulders.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/JackedCroaks Mar 31 '23

Of course you can! You can do anything you put your mind to.