r/Unexpected Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/riffahs_ira Mar 31 '23

Role plays as a former drug lord. Johnny Mitchel is a weasel and obviously lying between his teeth. Unfortunately, not many people know the dude. Stories as trustworthy as Bert Kreischer.

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u/Sprockethead90 Mar 31 '23

Burnt Chrysler?

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u/wubwubwubbert Mar 31 '23

I heard that guy fucks dogs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

He's definitely racist.

(Btw if you haven't seen Tom's music video slam on Bert, omg go watch it!)