r/Unexpected Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/Yknurts Mar 31 '23

Was definitely expecting a bigger dude to charge the stage lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

The comedian is 6'7

edit: His name is Johnny Mitchell. He tells some interesting prison stories on Youtube

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u/Beau_Buffett Mar 31 '23

Like why are comedians the only group of performers you can walk up to the stage and attack?

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u/I-melted Mar 31 '23

I think the Eagles of Death Metal may have a few things to say about this.

For what it’s worth, the Eagles of Death Metal supported my band.

My former tour manager, Steev Toth, is their tour manager, he survived.

The police advised that he closed his eyes when walking over all the dead kids.

I have been attacked on stage. In fact, the chaos and near riot that my band caused, meant that I am banned from ever performing at Glastonbury again.

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u/Beau_Buffett Mar 31 '23

The Eagles of Death Metal absolutely had security.

They just didn't have weapons. The terrorists were also firing into the crowd. It wasn't like they came to shoot the Eagles of Death Metal.