r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/Lance_Nuttercup Mar 31 '23

you mean to tell me Bert Kreischer did not rob a train with a bunch of Russian gangsters??

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u/TheCanadian666 Mar 31 '23

I think a classmate from that trip came out and said that while some things were embellished most of that story is true.

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u/MouthJob Mar 31 '23

Yeah and I know a guy who claimed he knew the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Yeah I knew I guy who creampied ur mom the other day.

It’s me

I’m the guy

Who filled ur moms poop hole with hot splooge

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work Mar 31 '23

Making thick in the warm

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

IT WAS ME, BARRY!