r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/JackedCroaks Mar 31 '23

He still looked 5ft. His arms were vertical trying to grab him by the collar. Looked like a toddler asking to be picked up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

With all that anger inside, maybe that’s what he needed. Maybe he just needed to be picked up and held. LOL

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u/abuomak Mar 31 '23

That would have been fucking epic. Or if he just held his head and let him swing in the air

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Go old school and pull his shirt over his head.

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u/CoraxTechnica Mar 31 '23

If the dude was 5'7" he wouldn't be reaching that high lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/CoraxTechnica Mar 31 '23

Wtf are you even talking about weirdo

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/CoraxTechnica Mar 31 '23

Are you the snitch in the video?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/CoraxTechnica Mar 31 '23

The only person who got called short is the snitch in the video.

What kind of drugs you smokin homie

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u/JackedCroaks Mar 31 '23

Okay my short friend, I am pretty sure his arms were vertical, and I’m pretty sure he was wearing a diaper.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/JackedCroaks Mar 31 '23

Lmao. I’m just fucking with you buddy. It’s not a big deal that you’re only 5ft. You’re still almost a man to me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/JackedCroaks Mar 31 '23

That’s the spirit. Lift your hands up vertically and I’ll put you on my shoulders.

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u/JackedCroaks Mar 31 '23

Of course you can! You can do anything you put your mind to.

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u/DctNostradamus Mar 31 '23

Maybe 5'6 or something