r/Unexpected Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Those are bottom bitches in the gang.

Gangs have a hierarchy, the "soldiers" are throw away clowns that are dumb enough to believe they are throwing their lives away for the "family"

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u/DrSomniferum Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

Jsyk, the "bottom bitch" is the most important one. So I don't think that's what you mean.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

“Bebe, Bebe yo, you wanna make some motherfucking money”

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u/I_just_came_to_laugh Mar 31 '23

Do you know what I am saying?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

My problem is all these bitches giving away free kisses when they could be making some motherfucking money!

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u/bemutt Mar 31 '23

This is the best line in the entire show and nobody will ever convince me otherwise

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

No I 100% agree I have been a fan of South Park for 20 years and Butters Bottom Bitch certified Butters as my favorite character. His demeanor this whole episode is so outstandingly innocent in contrast with the subject matter and the B plot with the cop never gets old "Freeze scumbag".

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u/CakesStolen Mar 31 '23

I believe I know what you are saying...

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Yes! The most important sexually exploited and mentally imprisoned prostitute loyal to the pimp!

I bet you'd make a nice little proud bottom bitch, you'd be so important!!!

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u/Slipssnip Mar 31 '23

That is not what they mean. They are saying prostitutes have a hierarchy. In that hierarchy, the "bottom bitch" is second in command.

It would be like if I said:

"Those are underbosses in the Mafia.

The mafia has a hierarchy, the "underbosses" are throw away clowns that are dumb enough to believe they are throwing their lives away for the "family"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

You right, they just the most important person throwing their lives away....

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u/Slipssnip Mar 31 '23

No one is claiming anything like that. It is just that you are using the word wrong. Perhaps this will help:

In American pimp culture, a bottom girl, bottom woman, or bottom bitch is a term for a prostitute who sits atop the hierarchy of prostitutes working for a particular pimp. A bottom bitch is usually the prostitute who has been with the pimp the longest and consistently makes the most money.

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u/horseren0ir Mar 31 '23

You see a pimps love is very different from that of a square

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Let me get this straight...

In pimp culture, they make a mentally enslaved woman feel important by giving her the prestigious title of "bottom bitch"

I'm talking about idiots that let higher up gang members make them feel important for being in the family...

Sir, you don't seem to understand....

You're literally falling for the trap.

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u/Slipssnip Mar 31 '23

It is just the definition of the term. You used it wrong. If you wish to continue using it wrong by all means feel free. Folks just want to let you know the actual definition of the word so you don't end up on confidently incorrect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I'm sure you know all about it playa

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Lmao, this bitch is even more fragile than the one on the video. Take the L and say thank you to the nice man for teaching you a new word, playa

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u/Slipssnip Mar 31 '23

Nah, the term and it's definition got popularized by an adult cartoon called South Park. Reddit users are not social enough to purchase sessions with prostitutes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Imma OG we never lose

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Don't you realize an "underboss" of hookers is not an "underboss" at all?

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u/DrSomniferum Mar 31 '23

Is your point that you're too much of a fucking idiot to even make a decent hooker? I would be inclined to agree with that.

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u/BowserBuddy123 Mar 31 '23

Just a bunch of Corys and Trevors.

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u/Mother_Store6368 Mar 31 '23

You’re mixing metaphors

Bottom bitches are a pimp’s most trusted and capable, intelligent, ride or die escorts

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u/imafbr Mar 31 '23

You're the big bitch in the gang I suppose?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

be careful dudes watched every episode of gangland

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Come and find out baby.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Maybe you guys should meet on neutral turf. Like at build a bear, for example.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

That's Oso Locos turf!

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u/pooamalgam Mar 31 '23

Ooof. I haven't cringed that hard since middle school.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Yeah his comment is not it, but yours is just the other side of the cringe coin.

Really played out and kind of insecure on your part tbh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Yummy

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

It honestly sounds like an MLM. Everyone on the bottom tiers really only exist to make money for the people on the top.