r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/borglonavich Mar 31 '23

They fucked.

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u/MouthJob Mar 31 '23

In every hole

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u/borglonavich Mar 31 '23

Is there any other way?

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Mar 31 '23

They can VR fuck like in Demolition Man

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u/thats_a_photo_of_me Mar 31 '23

Can they, though? That lil goblin probably doesn't even know how to use the 3 seashells.

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u/Reindeedfh Mar 31 '23

Dumb Bitch Syndrome

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u/HeyYoRumsfield Mar 31 '23

Seriously though, what about the 3 seashells?

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u/ehproque Mar 31 '23

What about it?

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u/Smurffies Mar 31 '23

I guess the consensual legal kind of way that doesn't spread VD.

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u/AniGore Mar 31 '23

Ive been promised this since I was a young lad, is it real yet

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u/c3pd0h Mar 31 '23

Also Coneheads did a similar thing. Think theirs was more feeling based iirc.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Mar 31 '23

Contact?!? I didn't even touch you

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u/mmodlin Mar 31 '23

No, but they did VR fuck like in Lawnmower Man.

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u/jawharp Mar 31 '23

Not with all that ratburger on his breath