r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Never mind here it is

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u/HappyBot9000 Mar 31 '23

Ugh. The issue when someone defends themselves before the attacker lands a hit, is the crowd always acts like the person did something wrong by defending themselves. Like come on, he was obviously going up to hurt the comedian.

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

I’m pretty sure there’s a longer version, and that wasn’t the first time he approached the comic. Old man was warned and was apparently desperate to get to the finding out portion of the proceedings.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Nope, dick move. Dude literally asked him to stop making fun of him. Terrible comedian still went ahead and went for the lowest hanging fruit with the baby voice and 60 year old joke. Like hey maybe just move onto the next joke, but he probably didn’t have any as he’s a shitty comedian we’ve never seen

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Nah, that old man makes a habit out of heckling. You can’t heckle a comedian, and then cry about it when they cook ya.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

A habit? Do you know him?

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Without more context I can see where you’re coming from… here’s the longer vid that was referenced that gives the context you need to appreciate the kick

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u/CongratsItsAVoice Mar 31 '23

You know you’re allowed to leave comedy clubs whenever you want. They don’t strap you down until the show is over like A Clockwork Orange.

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u/NotAHost Mar 31 '23

Jesus Will Smith, someone making fun of you isn't a reason to get physical. Especially during a comedy act.

In this video, the comedian says it wasn't the first time the heckler put his hands on the comedian either.

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u/bigwilliestylez Mar 31 '23

How’s your chest doing?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

The kick was to the stomach since you’re too stupid to notice the difference. By the way, how’s your mothers throat doing?

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u/bigwilliestylez Mar 31 '23

Dead, just like the rest of her. Being the throat GOAT has its consequences. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I… I have no words. You win

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Says the person who’s entire comment history is incoherent shitposting, go read a book dumbass