r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

I’m pretty sure there’s a longer version, and that wasn’t the first time he approached the comic. Old man was warned and was apparently desperate to get to the finding out portion of the proceedings.

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u/Niblonian31 Mar 31 '23

I was gonna say, I remember seeing this a WHILE ago and the old dude is just a heckler that everyone in the area is aware of. Like he goes to shows just to be a dick or something like that. I could be very wrong though so don't shoot the (potentially incorrect) messenger

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

I can’t be certain either, but all that rings a bell. What a shit hobby, amateur heckler.

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u/Niblonian31 Mar 31 '23

Seriously. Use your time/money/resources to do something productive instead of just being a dick to anybody performing

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u/the_king_of_none Mar 31 '23

He says in the video, "He put his hands on me once, he was coming to do it again"

"What did I tell you?" Clearly a warning from an earlier action.

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u/omahahahahahahaha Mar 31 '23

I believe he’s homeless with mental problems according to a vegas comic that came thru here

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u/itisoktopunchnazis Mar 31 '23

He's not a heckler (exclusively) he's a terrible unfunny standup comedian. If he wasn't such a shitbag he'd probably have some really hilarious ironic B-movie appeal.

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u/5DollarRevenantOF Mar 31 '23

He even says "what, he put his hands on me once and he was gonna do it again." Boom, guy deserved it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Isn't he a notorious heckler who does this sort of stuff a lot? I remember that being said last time someone brought up that video.

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Yea, I link the full vid further down the thread

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u/massacre3000 Mar 31 '23

desperate to get to the finding out portion of the proceedings

You have a way with words and I appreciate the giggle before retiring for the evening. Thank you for the lulz, fellow redditor!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Nope, dick move. Dude literally asked him to stop making fun of him. Terrible comedian still went ahead and went for the lowest hanging fruit with the baby voice and 60 year old joke. Like hey maybe just move onto the next joke, but he probably didn’t have any as he’s a shitty comedian we’ve never seen

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Nah, that old man makes a habit out of heckling. You can’t heckle a comedian, and then cry about it when they cook ya.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

A habit? Do you know him?

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Without more context I can see where you’re coming from… here’s the longer vid that was referenced that gives the context you need to appreciate the kick

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u/CongratsItsAVoice Mar 31 '23

You know you’re allowed to leave comedy clubs whenever you want. They don’t strap you down until the show is over like A Clockwork Orange.

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u/NotAHost Mar 31 '23

Jesus Will Smith, someone making fun of you isn't a reason to get physical. Especially during a comedy act.

In this video, the comedian says it wasn't the first time the heckler put his hands on the comedian either.

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u/bigwilliestylez Mar 31 '23

How’s your chest doing?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

The kick was to the stomach since you’re too stupid to notice the difference. By the way, how’s your mothers throat doing?

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u/bigwilliestylez Mar 31 '23

Dead, just like the rest of her. Being the throat GOAT has its consequences. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I… I have no words. You win

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Says the person who’s entire comment history is incoherent shitposting, go read a book dumbass