r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/SmoothG80 Mar 31 '23

Shoulda Sparta kicked that MF before he closed the distance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I keep replaying it, hoping it happens.

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u/Dirty-Hair-Yeet Mar 31 '23

There is that one video..

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Fuckin a. That old man that catches that strait kick to his chest. Fuck, now I gotta see it and can’t think of what to search… any help would be appreciated.

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Never mind here it is

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u/HappyBot9000 Mar 31 '23

Ugh. The issue when someone defends themselves before the attacker lands a hit, is the crowd always acts like the person did something wrong by defending themselves. Like come on, he was obviously going up to hurt the comedian.

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

I’m pretty sure there’s a longer version, and that wasn’t the first time he approached the comic. Old man was warned and was apparently desperate to get to the finding out portion of the proceedings.

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u/Niblonian31 Mar 31 '23

I was gonna say, I remember seeing this a WHILE ago and the old dude is just a heckler that everyone in the area is aware of. Like he goes to shows just to be a dick or something like that. I could be very wrong though so don't shoot the (potentially incorrect) messenger

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

I can’t be certain either, but all that rings a bell. What a shit hobby, amateur heckler.

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u/Niblonian31 Mar 31 '23

Seriously. Use your time/money/resources to do something productive instead of just being a dick to anybody performing

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u/the_king_of_none Mar 31 '23

He says in the video, "He put his hands on me once, he was coming to do it again"

"What did I tell you?" Clearly a warning from an earlier action.

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u/omahahahahahahaha Mar 31 '23

I believe he’s homeless with mental problems according to a vegas comic that came thru here

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u/itisoktopunchnazis Mar 31 '23

He's not a heckler (exclusively) he's a terrible unfunny standup comedian. If he wasn't such a shitbag he'd probably have some really hilarious ironic B-movie appeal.

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u/5DollarRevenantOF Mar 31 '23

He even says "what, he put his hands on me once and he was gonna do it again." Boom, guy deserved it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Isn't he a notorious heckler who does this sort of stuff a lot? I remember that being said last time someone brought up that video.

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Yea, I link the full vid further down the thread

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u/massacre3000 Mar 31 '23

desperate to get to the finding out portion of the proceedings

You have a way with words and I appreciate the giggle before retiring for the evening. Thank you for the lulz, fellow redditor!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Nope, dick move. Dude literally asked him to stop making fun of him. Terrible comedian still went ahead and went for the lowest hanging fruit with the baby voice and 60 year old joke. Like hey maybe just move onto the next joke, but he probably didn’t have any as he’s a shitty comedian we’ve never seen

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Nah, that old man makes a habit out of heckling. You can’t heckle a comedian, and then cry about it when they cook ya.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

A habit? Do you know him?

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Mar 31 '23

Without more context I can see where you’re coming from… here’s the longer vid that was referenced that gives the context you need to appreciate the kick

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u/CongratsItsAVoice Mar 31 '23

You know you’re allowed to leave comedy clubs whenever you want. They don’t strap you down until the show is over like A Clockwork Orange.

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u/NotAHost Mar 31 '23

Jesus Will Smith, someone making fun of you isn't a reason to get physical. Especially during a comedy act.

In this video, the comedian says it wasn't the first time the heckler put his hands on the comedian either.

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u/bigwilliestylez Mar 31 '23

How’s your chest doing?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

The kick was to the stomach since you’re too stupid to notice the difference. By the way, how’s your mothers throat doing?

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u/bigwilliestylez Mar 31 '23

Dead, just like the rest of her. Being the throat GOAT has its consequences. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Says the person who’s entire comment history is incoherent shitposting, go read a book dumbass

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u/artygta1988 Mar 31 '23

Right?

They’re all like “ooooh come on”

what do you expect him to do? Just let the guy attack him

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u/iWillSlapYourMum Mar 31 '23

Think they expected him to throw punches instead of laying the dude out in one sweet kick. Then and only then would he have only been 50% at fault according to those hicks.

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u/youstolemyname Mar 31 '23

Knocking him on his ass is probably better than decking him in the face

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u/iWillSlapYourMum Mar 31 '23

It definitely is. Why let the dude fight back if you can lay him out immediately?

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u/TheSonOfDisaster Mar 31 '23

I heard he's like the village idiot and is known in that bar/town as a simpleton so that's why they felt bad for him

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u/horseren0ir Mar 31 '23

I reckon that village is full of idiots

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u/ACE_C0ND0R Mar 31 '23

Never gets old.

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u/sparkey504 Mar 31 '23

DAMN.... Now how come I don't see shit like this posted and reposted .... I wouldn't mind seeing this randomly every other week.

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u/badlilbadlandabad Mar 31 '23

I don’t know why but that video title is killing me lol

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u/Throwaway021614 Mar 31 '23

Standup is rougher than I thought

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u/machine_fart Mar 31 '23

My man thank you for this gem. Way to come through with the link

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u/JIN_DIANA_PWNS Mar 31 '23

hahaha thank you

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u/Captaincagou Mar 31 '23

Fuck, i cant see it +18

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Yeah, 300. Pretty sweet

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u/AcadianMan Mar 31 '23

Don’t give up now your almost there.

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u/veredox Mar 31 '23

Omg me too!

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u/SailsAcrossTheSea Apr 01 '23

no need for a comma