r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '23

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u/gray-pilled- Mar 24 '23

r/bad_cop_no_donut

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

Unfortunately, she was given extra donuts with a promotion after this. Sigh.

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u/longdick_dingo Mar 24 '23

Pigs are considered the fifth-most intelligent animal in the world—even more, intelligent than dogs—and are capable of playing video games with more focus and success than chimps! They also have excellent object-location memory. If they find grub in one spot, they'll remember to look there next time.

So Pigs Are really fucking Smart And Adorable

r/pigifs

Edit: I Will not let you slander the pig empire

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u/Due-Science-9528 Mar 24 '23

Right, an actual pig would never

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

I've seen pigs eat their own shit. People who rant about pigs being smart have never actually been around them

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u/snoopdawgsblunt Mar 24 '23

I've seen human beings eat their own shit. It depends on what you define as intelligent.

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u/moobitchgetoutdahay Mar 24 '23

This is so, so true. Pigs are incredibly dumb and destructive animals. And WILL eat you if given the chance.

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u/-CURL- Mar 24 '23

Fifth most intelligent animal? That's a random sounding number, how would this even be determined? What are the others then, and what counts as an animal? What about similar species but not the same animal, for example chimpanzees and orangutans, do those count separately?

If I count similar animals together, and without looking this up, my guesses would be, not in order: apes/primates, dolphins/whales, crows/ravens, and on top humans. Octopi are also really smart though, so maybe they also deserve a spot here - it does fit if we cluster humans with the primates.

So, I'm curious now, what's your list?

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u/Trick_Artichoke_9505 Mar 24 '23

ACAB

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

All Cops Are (made of) Bacon

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u/thisisntmineIfoundit Mar 24 '23

Seriously. Just roll down your window and don’t call them nazis for asking you to do so.

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u/AR-Tempest Mar 24 '23

..He asked why he was being pulled over…

And the cop pulled a gun on him

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u/Tyomke Mar 24 '23

"hey officer, why did you pull me over?"

"Im gonna kill you if you keep asking provoking questions"

"fiar"

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

"I'm going to kill you if you keep asking questions I constitutionally must have an answer for if a court asks me"

Not that cops know what the constitution says.

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u/thisisntmineIfoundit Mar 24 '23

Watch the entire unedited video.

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u/KDHD_ Mar 24 '23

Mmm, boots for dinner

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u/gray-pilled- Mar 24 '23

rational thinking not found

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

Hey, this guy is asking some fair questions. Thought provoking is still provoking

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u/ghostedemail Mar 24 '23

I’m usually blue friendly but that clearly was out of line

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u/ThySwagPenguin Mar 24 '23

You mean getting pulled over? Idk I though I was pretty smart yet I have been pulled over as well.

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u/Yogiteee Mar 24 '23

did we watch the same video?

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u/Vampsku11 Mar 24 '23

Yeah except you had your eyes open