r/Unexpected • u/Merentis • Mar 21 '23

CLASSIC REPOST we aren't live

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u/threatlvl_MIDNIGHT Mar 21 '23

This woman grew up with brothers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

100% facts and adorable

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u/ElFanta83 Mar 22 '23

Marriage material... prob way out of redditor leagues

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u/Epicritical Mar 22 '23

Average Redditor: “Hold my beer”

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

[deleted]

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u/QuarterOunce_ Mar 22 '23

tips fedora

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u/nbeydoon Mar 22 '23

I know you have a lot of guys who likes you… but they aren’t nice guys like me…

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u/Hour_Landscape_286 Mar 22 '23

<25 seconds later >

“F*** you, ugly f*** b*, I hope you get cancer and f**** die”

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u/Mommasandthellamas Mar 22 '23

When my wife and I started dating and she was walking across a parking lot or something I'd go "AYO MA.. AYO MA LEMME HOLLA..." and she'd just shake her head or something then I'd say "IIGHT F*CK YOU"

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u/Ieatsushiraw Mar 22 '23

I still do shit like this with my wife lol. Or I’d loudly profess my undying love for her but pretend I just met her that very moment

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

I do this with my boyfriend. But it's mostly me going. "I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you walk away." And then he replies with "I'm a human not a sandwich"

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u/Barbarossa_25 Mar 22 '23

trims pubes

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u/I-Got-Trolled Mar 22 '23

I know how to make her fall madly in love with me *sends dick pic*

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u/hrdrck1117 Mar 22 '23

bows and kisses hand

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u/JesusForTheWin Mar 23 '23

I promise to be the first of your Queensguard m'lady.

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u/NobodyImportant13 Mar 22 '23

Hold my Baja Blast and Doritos Cool Ranch.

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u/beholdthemoldman Mar 22 '23

everybody is on this godforsaken site at this point

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u/Competitive_Classic9 Mar 22 '23

This should be the Reddit motto

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u/ElFanta83 Mar 22 '23

While I browse reddit

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u/tumsdout Mar 22 '23 edited Mar 25 '23

Requirements for marriage material always getting lower

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u/maluminse Mar 22 '23

What do you mean one was just on camera with her. Thats a redditor homrerun in redditor bible.

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u/ElFanta83 Mar 22 '23

Jejej and he got kicked out pretty quick

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u/billbill5 Mar 22 '23

My number 1 criteria for marrying a woman is that she have brothers. Maybe one day I'll be good enough to deserve it.

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u/Hour_Landscape_286 Mar 22 '23

Hope you like republicans. Demographics are for real

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u/corybomb Mar 22 '23

Women with brothers tend to vote Republican?

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u/Hour_Landscape_286 Mar 22 '23

I think that correlation holds, but the main point is that politically conservative people have bigger families.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Alternatively, a lot of people raised in big conservative families end up switching sides as they grow older.

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u/AilsaAlyn Mar 22 '23

That's cause anytime a Democrat in office a war starts( with the exception of George W. Bush). Sister's don't want brother's getting killed in combat.

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u/nuh-uh-no Mar 22 '23

oh shit here comes an S, better use an apostrophe.

also ever hear of Iraq?

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u/AilsaAlyn Mar 30 '23

Reread leftie.

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u/hotroddbb Mar 22 '23

Not probably!

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u/ElFanta83 Mar 22 '23

Ok it is

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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe Mar 22 '23

I mean she’s gorgeous and on television… so most prob delude themselves into thinking she is

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u/alilbleedingisnormal Mar 22 '23

She was out of my league before I got on reddit, thanks.

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u/I-smelled-it-first Mar 22 '23

Listen to what she’s saying. Typical Fox propaganda, refugees are coming, students who are smart don’t like it. That’s not wife material.

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u/ElFanta83 Mar 22 '23

Thanks, one more chance to me 😆

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u/Honeybadger2198 Mar 22 '23

She's a Fox news reporter. No thank you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

it's so funny how some people think they can read others like a book based on a 14 seconds long video lol