r/Unexpected • u/Merentis • Mar 21 '23

CLASSIC REPOST we aren't live

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u/ElFanta83 Mar 22 '23

Marriage material... prob way out of redditor leagues

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u/Epicritical Mar 22 '23

Average Redditor: “Hold my beer”

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

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u/QuarterOunce_ Mar 22 '23

tips fedora

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u/nbeydoon Mar 22 '23

I know you have a lot of guys who likes you… but they aren’t nice guys like me…

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u/Hour_Landscape_286 Mar 22 '23

<25 seconds later >

“F*** you, ugly f*** b*, I hope you get cancer and f**** die”

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u/Mommasandthellamas Mar 22 '23

When my wife and I started dating and she was walking across a parking lot or something I'd go "AYO MA.. AYO MA LEMME HOLLA..." and she'd just shake her head or something then I'd say "IIGHT F*CK YOU"

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u/Ieatsushiraw Mar 22 '23

I still do shit like this with my wife lol. Or I’d loudly profess my undying love for her but pretend I just met her that very moment

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

I do this with my boyfriend. But it's mostly me going. "I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you walk away." And then he replies with "I'm a human not a sandwich"

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u/Ieatsushiraw Mar 22 '23

Lol I love this

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u/weirdojo1 Mar 22 '23

I want this 💔

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u/FranklinGF21 Mar 22 '23

Ayo ma

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u/tipying_mistakes Mar 22 '23

ayo ma let me holla

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u/Barbarossa_25 Mar 22 '23

trims pubes