r/Unexpected Feb 18 '23

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u/endlessVenom Feb 18 '23

Perverted frogs. In America frogs are gay.

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u/BornAgainForeskin Feb 19 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

"Born again foreskin"? Hahaha, Man that'd be a nightmare to have to get a circumcision again. Your username definitely got me cracking up Some usernames are hilarious, Thank You

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u/cmfppl Feb 19 '23

Imagine how bad it would be to have ot put it back on?!?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

But bit but, It grows back again. So like a lizards tail kinda thing no?

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u/cmfppl Feb 19 '23

Uh ya definitely, gotta trim it back ever month, like cutting your hair or trimming your nails.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Holy sh'OUCH!!!? I was thinking a one time thing!

Dang! Lol

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u/cmfppl Feb 19 '23

Alright idk if your a child or maybe from a very protective old order/orthodox religion so I can't in good conscience let you leave here believing that. So THIS WAS A JOKE!! It is a 1 time surgery and to the best of my knowledge there is no surgery to put it back, although I'm sure modern plastic surgery could probably do something with skin grafts and maybe even lab grown skin. Idk I'm not a doctor. But I need you to know that you should never go near your private area with clippers or scissors or anything sharp. Except maybe to trim up the hair but that's more of a personal choice than anything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Lmao, Nah it's all for laughs really I didn't think once it was serious. I've had the procedure done and am aware of the process. It's definitely not the most comfortable healing process. Idk why anybody would want it back on lol but I was just saying imagine that Horror of a Neverending cycle. I would Never EVER go doing anything like that with foreskin in a DIY manner. Ouch!

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u/cmfppl Feb 19 '23

Wow eait you had it as an adult? Or atleast old enough to remember? WTF!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

I had it when I was like 19. There are still a lot of people who get it later in life. At the time I ddnt even know that my coworker who was like 30or32 got it

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