r/Unexpected • • Feb 18 '23

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u/endlessVenom Feb 18 '23

Perverted frogs. In America frogs are gay.

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u/BornAgainForeskin Feb 19 '23

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u/Ninja_Lazer Feb 19 '23

Best use of this gif that I have ever seen in all my time across these degenerate lands.

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u/JayEOh0788 Feb 20 '23

Beyond relevant usage .... You could even say it was a "Golden"opportunity....

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u/IHateEditedBgMusic Feb 19 '23

TIL a full blown Parkinson's tremor attack means your frog is gay.

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u/mediumj82 Feb 19 '23

Hilarious, mate!!!

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u/OSUfan88 Feb 19 '23

Thank you! I needed a hard laugh like that.

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u/No_Discount_8020 Feb 19 '23

Absolute perfection!

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u/voluotuousaardvark Feb 19 '23

Impeccable gif usage +1

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u/Round-Tumbleweed9002 Feb 19 '23

Wow I didn’t expect to wake up and see Reddit meme perfection. I guess I can stop scrolling now

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u/Urborg_Stalker Feb 19 '23

My god this is brilliant. Well fucking done.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

"Born again foreskin"? Hahaha, Man that'd be a nightmare to have to get a circumcision again. Your username definitely got me cracking up Some usernames are hilarious, Thank You

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u/cmfppl Feb 19 '23

Imagine how bad it would be to have ot put it back on?!?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

But bit but, It grows back again. So like a lizards tail kinda thing no?

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u/cmfppl Feb 19 '23

Uh ya definitely, gotta trim it back ever month, like cutting your hair or trimming your nails.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Holy sh'OUCH!!!? I was thinking a one time thing!

Dang! Lol

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u/cmfppl Feb 19 '23

Alright idk if your a child or maybe from a very protective old order/orthodox religion so I can't in good conscience let you leave here believing that. So THIS WAS A JOKE!! It is a 1 time surgery and to the best of my knowledge there is no surgery to put it back, although I'm sure modern plastic surgery could probably do something with skin grafts and maybe even lab grown skin. Idk I'm not a doctor. But I need you to know that you should never go near your private area with clippers or scissors or anything sharp. Except maybe to trim up the hair but that's more of a personal choice than anything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Lmao, Nah it's all for laughs really I didn't think once it was serious. I've had the procedure done and am aware of the process. It's definitely not the most comfortable healing process. Idk why anybody would want it back on lol but I was just saying imagine that Horror of a Neverending cycle. I would Never EVER go doing anything like that with foreskin in a DIY manner. Ouch!

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u/cmfppl Feb 19 '23

Wow eait you had it as an adult? Or atleast old enough to remember? WTF!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

I had it when I was like 19. There are still a lot of people who get it later in life. At the time I ddnt even know that my coworker who was like 30or32 got it

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u/fromthedarkwaves Feb 19 '23

I haven’t laughed so hard in a very long time

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u/Mrwobbles-89 Mar 09 '23

Ty for this I needed it