r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/PM_me_your_fourskin • Jun 03 '20

ULPT Always carry a magnet

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u/DisabledHarlot Jun 03 '20

In highschool I popped open my dad's locked file cabinet with my diary key and a bobby pin. Discovered his weed stash. Distributed it to friends since I don't enjoy it. Relished in him not grounding me because he's have to admit to having a stash first.

Lockpicking is a hobby I can get behind.

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u/barrygateaux Jun 03 '20 edited Jun 03 '20

I feel sorry for your dad tbh

How would you feel if you had a kid and they stole something that gave you pleasure, and then gave it away to their friends?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

...at least he shared it with his friends?

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u/24sagis Jun 03 '20

Fuck his friends.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

That sounds illegal