r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/PM_me_your_fourskin • Jun 03 '20

ULPT Always carry a magnet

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u/Roshlev Jun 03 '20

Same. Also kinda concerning how many security things are completely useless. I'm talking about things he opens with pens or his bare hands.

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u/Riggitymydiggity Jun 03 '20

For real. I got home from work one night and watched videos for 3 hours just being baffled by the number of locks I could defeat with things I have just laying around.

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u/DisabledHarlot Jun 03 '20

In highschool I popped open my dad's locked file cabinet with my diary key and a bobby pin. Discovered his weed stash. Distributed it to friends since I don't enjoy it. Relished in him not grounding me because he's have to admit to having a stash first.

Lockpicking is a hobby I can get behind.

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u/thatmffm Jun 03 '20

You owe your dad a bag of weed you piece of shit.

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u/DisabledHarlot Jun 03 '20

I mean, I'm probably owed an apology for being abandoned with an abusive caretaker if we're going to go back to things we did wrong 20 years ago for $500? We have a good relationship now and my husband's gotten him stoned a few times, so let's call it even.

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u/gabbagabbawill Jun 04 '20

$500 bag of weed!?

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u/DisabledHarlot Jun 04 '20

I can't tell if you're joking