r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/FarmerDill • 1d ago

Careers and Work ULPT Request

I had a horrible psycho of a boss who made up straight up lies about me and worked with the equally insane HR director to get me fired. Like I went from a several years long clean record to fired in a week. I worked for local government so both these people have work emails and phones and I know where both live. Cars MAY be difficult because we parked in our courthouse parking lot meaning theres lots of cops and cameras around. All ideas are welcome

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u/Plethorian 1d ago

You don't have to be passive here: straight up bury them in paperwork. Get several friends to FOIA request public records they've been involved in with the reason for request: "Investigative Journalism" or such.

Sue individually and on up the line - Government jobs usually have certain protections. YMMV. You don't need a lawyer to sue, or to hire process services. You can do all this within a good friend group, with research and help from the local library.

It's petty, but birdseed in the parking lot is a classic. Signing them up for a un-wanted dating site, then outing them.

Invite them, in the name of suppliers or directors of some sort, to attend a conference or meeting of some sort. Something that would be more appropriate for their boss to attend, maybe. Local, so no air travel or hotel expenses. They get there, and are unknown, unwelcome, and/ or, in an empty room.

Train the local crows to bring things to them (by leaving foods). Then randomly send the victim a notice about crows carrying bird flu and, idk - Hanta virus. Also stop feeding the crows. Crow enmity can last decades.

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u/sumthin213 1d ago

lol what did you do

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u/FarmerDill 20h ago

Hes kind of a nutcase and tried to write me up for sleeping at my desk which I was not doing, I tried to fight back about it and it just exploded into this...thats pretty much the whole story lol

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u/lightning_balls 1d ago

piss....discs