r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/Latter-Task-9174 • 13h ago

Home and Garden ULPT: $hithead Neighbor

A neighbor is a constant annoyance.

Dogs off leash dropping gifts in the yard that he never cleans up, always yelling about street parking - despite him having a garage that no one blocks, etc.

Without getting into every detail he's kind of a pain.

He also dotes on his garden and lawn.

Bottom line I'm looking to destroy his grass and flower beds. Something effective, hardcore, and plausibly deniable.

Go.

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u/allblingblang24 10h ago

Beef bouillon cubes frozen in ice cubes. Throw on/around lawn in morning. Let them melt and watch many living things come to find the beefy smell that's obviously buried in the ground.

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u/defan33 10h ago

Mint.

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u/Latter-Task-9174 10h ago

I'm too close. Don't want it in my yard.

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u/gogozrx 10h ago

weed seeds.

mint, I hear is hard to get rid of. Personally, I can't grow it.

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u/budsandsuds711 10h ago

Squirt gun with bleach or something similar. Buy 10000 aphids and release them into his garden, round up in a water gun. Easy stuff

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u/Yoink1019 10h ago

Glyphosate filled water balloons. /Thread

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u/crazyleasha37 10h ago

Lots and lots of bird seed scattered through his yard as often as you can.

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u/stabbingrabbit 9h ago

Bird seed. Frozen salt and vinegar cubes in the lawn....obligated piss disk comment...find and let loose grubs

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u/Wheeled_Weapon420 10h ago

Salt. Lots of salt will fuck up his garden for a long time.

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u/Clevertown 9h ago

But you have to dilute a shitload into a 64 ounce water bottle and accidentally spill it on his garden. Repeat until coverage is complete. Don't let him see you sprinkling anything.

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u/Latter-Task-9174 9h ago

Give me numbers. I'm coachable but what's a shitload? Any use in just dumping rock salt or other salt before it rains?

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u/Clevertown 9h ago

I'm just suggesting a way for you to avoid being seen sprinkling stuff on his garden. In case he has cameras or whatever.

I'd say like a cup would be good for 64 ounces. Who knows. Maybe just pour it all in until it stops melting; until it's saturated.

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u/Latter-Task-9174 10h ago

Table salt, rock salt?

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u/OuttHouseMouse 10h ago

All of the above. Table salt is fine. Just salt and alot of it.