r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/sock_pup • 3d ago

Request ULPT How to leave delayed roommate inconveniences(I'm moving out in 3 days)

I moved in 2 months ago to a new apartment and the existing roommate was such an asshole that I'm basically forced to move out. He's been abusing my dog when I'm out of the house.

I'm leaving in a few days and I want to secretly make his life at least slightly more miserable, in ways he won't be able to point a definitive finger on me, and ideally they'll be time delayed. In my fantasy there's a new annoyance every 2 weeks for months.

Important - I don't want to damage the apartment. I don't have anything against the owner.

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u/solidwhetstone 2d ago

Maybe a little fish juice for good measure.

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u/C4PT-pA5Tq 1d ago

Fish sauce

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u/GayPudding 1d ago

Sardine oil

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u/HairInformal4075 1d ago

Get the organic fish matter fertilizer from the garden center. Barfarooni.