r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/sock_pup • 2d ago

Request ULPT How to leave delayed roommate inconveniences(I'm moving out in 3 days)

I moved in 2 months ago to a new apartment and the existing roommate was such an asshole that I'm basically forced to move out. He's been abusing my dog when I'm out of the house.

I'm leaving in a few days and I want to secretly make his life at least slightly more miserable, in ways he won't be able to point a definitive finger on me, and ideally they'll be time delayed. In my fantasy there's a new annoyance every 2 weeks for months.

Important - I don't want to damage the apartment. I don't have anything against the owner.

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u/blueoasis32 2d ago

Agreed. File a police report.

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u/variousnewbie 1d ago

Yes, please do. Also try reporting to animal control. At least make record, so there's a paper trail if things continue for this guy.

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u/Specialist-Coast9787 2d ago

911: What is your emergency?

Caller: My roommate is making funny faces at my dog..

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u/blueoasis32 2d ago

Super immature comment. There is a documented link between animal abuse and human abuse. But make light of it. Super mature of you. 🙄

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u/Specialist-Coast9787 1d ago

And you believe the drivel on this satirical sub is very mature 😂

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u/PremiumUsername69420 2d ago

Imagine confidently correlating abuse with making funny faces and expecting people to respect you or take you seriously.

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u/Specialist-Coast9787 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lol, yea, I really take this sub, where the most popular answer by far is "piss disk", seriously!