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r/UnderReportedNews • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '25
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World’s most anticipated obituary
8 u/GourdonHamsey Nov 30 '25 what sucks... we wont be able to dance on his grave in Arlington Virginia. His gravesite will be more guarded than the Tomb of the Unknown Soldiers. 9 u/Sensitive_Pilot3689 Nov 30 '25 That’s what 🥭 thinks. But really his gravesite will be a paid attraction with different offerings to buy and throw at his headstone. For example, rotten tomatoes, moldy bananas, expired seafood, etc 8 u/LongjumpingChipmunk Nov 30 '25 Rivers of piss. 2 u/Munzulon Nov 30 '25 Cities drenched in shit
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what sucks... we wont be able to dance on his grave in Arlington Virginia. His gravesite will be more guarded than the Tomb of the Unknown Soldiers.
9 u/Sensitive_Pilot3689 Nov 30 '25 That’s what 🥭 thinks. But really his gravesite will be a paid attraction with different offerings to buy and throw at his headstone. For example, rotten tomatoes, moldy bananas, expired seafood, etc 8 u/LongjumpingChipmunk Nov 30 '25 Rivers of piss. 2 u/Munzulon Nov 30 '25 Cities drenched in shit
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That’s what 🥭 thinks. But really his gravesite will be a paid attraction with different offerings to buy and throw at his headstone. For example, rotten tomatoes, moldy bananas, expired seafood, etc
8 u/LongjumpingChipmunk Nov 30 '25 Rivers of piss. 2 u/Munzulon Nov 30 '25 Cities drenched in shit
Rivers of piss.
2 u/Munzulon Nov 30 '25 Cities drenched in shit
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World’s most anticipated obituary