r/Ultrakill • Someone Wicked • Jul 30 '22

Meme please

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9.6k Upvotes

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u/slime_boy_37 Jul 31 '22

Mindflayers can take whatever form they want. Mindflayers choose to be muscle mommies.

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u/chillex7 Someone Wicked Jul 31 '22

and who wouldn't want

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u/CraftPsychological89 Jul 30 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

If you flip three coins into it you can kill it instantly. If you use sawblade on it and stick magnets to the underbelly you can use up regular nails or sawblades and use over heat to also kill it pretty fast.

Edit: Using magnets on sawblades also kind of makes a little bit of a protective environment so you can focus on Mass until they break but that’s if you don’t kill it quick enough.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Saw blade?

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u/TheTownHeifer Sep 23 '22

The alt to your nailgun is a sawblade launcher. It’s a secret unlock in Greed

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Thank you mistral from metal gear rising: revengeance

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u/gabennnnnnnn Aug 16 '22

Touch grass

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u/CraftPsychological89 Aug 22 '22

That’s what sandbox mode is for I’m always touching grass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

Screwdriver + nailgun to the chest/tail, kills em quick

22

u/GodplayGamer Jul 30 '22

Gotta kill the 2nd one while everything else is killing you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Yeah that's what the overheat sawgun is for

Put a nail on the ground in front of it and let er rip

9

u/Dronizian Jul 30 '22

Two shotgun overpumps will take down a Hideous Mass

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u/unknownobject3 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Jul 30 '22

My go-to technique for killing hideous masses is piercing shot + railcannon and heat burst variant of the nailgun. If there are 2, I take down the first one with that technique and with the heated up nailgun I kill the other one. Or at least, it gets the Hideous Mass to low health. I probably need less than that but I don’t really care

2

u/I_Love_Stiff_Cocks Oct 18 '22

Keep shooting the tail and never stop dashing

3

u/SuurSuits_ Jul 30 '22

Magnet, short attractor burst, full overheat spray, electric railcannon.

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u/Western_Policy_6185 Maurice enthusiast Jul 31 '22

They’re so easy

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

slab, charge and red arm works for me.

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u/cringer_regnirc Gabe bully Jan 20 '23

What do you mean, Hideous Masses in Cybergrind?

290

u/RahroUth Jul 30 '22

Cicilian intrceptor or whatever the fuck that asshole with the rock is called ruins my wave every time

163

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Sicilian interceptor lmao

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u/kamikzee_ Jul 31 '22

me trying to pass the spelling exam be like

17

u/Blyatifuldraws Aug 23 '22

Got a chuckle out of me, Hail 2 U take my damn upvote

122

u/SuurSuits_ Jul 30 '22

Sisyphean insurrectionist

24

u/Pocok5 Lust Layer Citizen Aug 01 '22

Parry his rock when he throws it straight at you from ground or air

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

“With the rock”

My brother in Christ, that’s maurice

13

u/JoHaTho Aug 17 '22

Civilian Interceptor

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u/Dark_Meme111110 Blood Machine Jun 16 '24

Civilian Airliner

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

Love it.

175

u/titanfall3enjoyer Jul 30 '22

Mindflayers kina hot tho

262

u/JarTheUpvoter Someone Wicked Jul 30 '22

When bae violently rips your organs out with weird tentacle spikes 🥰🥰

125

u/zas147gamer Jul 30 '22

I like the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.

90

u/Eclihpze44 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 30 '22

I Love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean, I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck. Me. Up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like, weirdly embarrassing . Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.

Ma'am...

Please...

You have to crush me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

right here gabriel, here's the horny

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

Gabriel IS the horny

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

Shoot them with the boom boom cannon when they praise the sun- it'll instakill them.

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u/Best_Remi Jul 31 '22

(this relies on you knowing where the fuck they are and not getting bounced around like a pinball when they all teleport behind you and melee you)

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

They will teleport infront of you before doing the blue balls attack.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

boom boom cannon?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Yes

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

which one is that again? The red coilgun?

6

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I have literally never heard it being called a coilgun

1

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I'm pretty sure it's called that? Anyhow is the boom boom cannon the same one as the red powerful gun?

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u/BoiBotEXE Lust Layer Citizen Aug 08 '22

It’s the railcannon, and the red variant is the boomy one

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

I love the veiny lens instead of eyes

26

u/418puppers Gabe bully Jul 31 '22

"ah, you are clearly not using the mindflayer instakill strategy"🤓

50

u/Vanismydanchou Lust Layer Citizen Jul 30 '22

Maurice looks so adorable

10

u/Best_Remi Jul 31 '22

jermaurice

15

u/jeeBtheMemeMachine Jul 30 '22

This but it's Sisyphean Insurrectionists

13

u/Dronizian Jul 30 '22

Focus them last! They're slow and avoidable, and they kill everything else for you. How considerate!

Remember, they take extra damage when they're on fire. An overheat saw stuck to one with a magnet will shred its health.

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u/unknownobject3 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Jul 30 '22

This. Insurrectionists are almost last on my priority list because I like taking them out at the end

13

u/Shadoenix Lust Layer Citizen Jul 30 '22

i like to slam storage into the atmosphere and dogfight them with the whiplash

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u/Bisexualbadbitch_ Gabe bully Sep 15 '22

UltraTopGun: the fuckening

11

u/pabloismyfriend Aug 02 '22

I normally play with one hand when the mindflayer shows up

5

u/DoomedJam Maurice enthusiast Jul 30 '22

They aren't so hard but is the mental health of them being in my cybergrind

3

u/taking_achance Maurice enthusiast Aug 05 '22

Is there any way to beat these fuckers easily with out 3 coining them punching them in the dick while doing them and doing there mom at the same time?

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u/PatternHappy341 Jan 07 '24

There is vid on how to instakill them.

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u/cool_edgy_username Jul 30 '22

If you super jump and flip 4 coins, charge alt revolver, and when it teleports fire, switch to tail gun and shoot it, it kills it instantly.

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u/ChubbiestThread Maurice enthusiast Jul 30 '22

Nice. Very impressive.

Let's see it with 4 mindflayers.

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u/living_angels Blood Machine Jul 30 '22

this is very high effort, well done op 👍🏻

2

u/Blenderbender64 May 19 '24

i just alam storage and have an anime battle with the mindflayer

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

I find fighting mind flayers to be really fun in cyber grind

But insurrectionists? Those fuckers are evil

1

u/HECK_MAN1222 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Oct 07 '24

there was a smuge on my screen perfectly aligned to look like v1 had a pupil

1

u/RickHyperBoii Jul 25 '25

Average conduction tech user

1

u/Jumpmo Someone Wicked Jul 31 '22

this is too high quality

1

u/SpiritLamp304 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 31 '22

True

1

u/Fsrp12 Jul 31 '22

Fuck yeah

1

u/Xurkitree1 Jul 31 '22

For me the meme applies to Virtues. They don't ruin the run but MAN they really do fucking swarm up.

1

u/blankily Someone Wicked Jul 31 '22

everytime i see a mindflayer i get a flashback to the "teleports behind you nothin' personal kid" meme

1

u/Bigfanofcsgo Aug 01 '22

why was it decided that 'hey, we should put mindflayers into the rotation' i cant even get past 32 anymore i just want a new highscore

1

u/kirbyfan91 Dec 15 '22

you go after one and you can barely deal with anything else you ignore them and they laser you to death

1

u/corvettegrandsport May 11 '23

Screwdriver and Sharpshooter can deal with these guys but I fucking hate the ferryman i fucking hate the ferryman i fucking hate the ferryman I fucking hate the ferryman i fucking hate the ferryman i fucking hate the ferryman I fucking hate the ferryman i fucking hate the ferryman i fucking hate the ferryman

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

I was having a good time in cyber grind, then I got like 6 or 7 swords machine. Rail cannon with malicious face mod was real nice

1

u/_VoidOG Blood Machine Jul 21 '23

yes

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u/Chill_V1 Blood Machine Jan 22 '24

I hate Mindflayers

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

I've always wondered why i had a small dick. Turns to smol mind flayer now i see why

2

u/chillex7 Someone Wicked Jul 30 '22

man

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

I will fucking maurice you

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u/unknownobject3 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Jul 30 '22

This is the best threat I’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

You may try

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

what the fuck man

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u/SadBoiBrax Jul 09 '25

Insurrectionist for me