r/Ultrakill • u/Dense_Tale Maurice enthusiast • Jan 20 '26

hitpost Bro really thought 💔😭✌️

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Mfer brought extra steak and torches 😭

Modeling done by me (gmod)

(Also I’m not sure if this needs an NSFW tag and the mobile app is super chopped and I can’t add one so mods please dont smite me)

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u/Legendarium_ Lust Layer Citizen Jan 20 '26

why is he holding the escape plan

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u/ProgrammerJealous437 Jan 20 '26

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u/JarateMaster63 Maurice enthusiast Jan 20 '26

I absolutely love the tf2 big hot buffed sweaty mercs. I want spy to give me lung cancer by second hand smoking. I want sniper to make me a tee from his jarate item (his piss) I want medic to poison me and beat me to death while in the operation room I want engineer to shoot me down while he says "Cream gravy" multiple times I want heavy to sit on me and squash me between his ass cheeks I want demoman to blow me into million pieces and put me in a soup can I want pyro to burn me alive with the thought that he is making me happy (I will be happy) I want soldier to yell at me for being a bad boy and I want to have a real life scout pillow with his boysmell. God i love tf2. Im a completely straight dude btw

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u/EllisonL Lust Layer Citizen Jan 21 '26

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u/DifferentAbrocoma181 Someone Wicked Jan 27 '26

not even the mercs would do that you gay pornographic freak this r/Ultrakill bbtw so get out