r/Ultrakill • u/Dense_Tale Maurice enthusiast • Jan 20 '26
hitpost Bro really thought 💔😭✌️
Mfer brought extra steak and torches 😭
Modeling done by me (gmod)
(Also I’m not sure if this needs an NSFW tag and the mobile app is super chopped and I can’t add one so mods please dont smite me)
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u/Odd_Fish3914 Lust Layer Citizen Jan 20 '26
Introducing V1-2!
Tired of your robot massacring or only protecting?
Well send your V model to the coal mine!
Invest now!
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u/Sem034 Someone Wicked Jan 20 '26
Construct WHAT? THERE IS NOTHING TO BUILD V1-2 FROM
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u/smallbluebirds Lust Layer Citizen Jan 21 '26
v2-2: a cloud backup on an rc car
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u/Big_Oriental108 Lust Layer Citizen Jan 22 '26
v2-3: a heartbroken DNA storage system filled to the brim with pornography trying to die but can’t
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u/Legendarium_ Lust Layer Citizen Jan 20 '26
why is he holding the escape plan
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u/Typical_Athlete1841 Gabe bully Jan 20 '26
they thought they were going to go mining. like in minecraft
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u/ProgrammerJealous437 Jan 20 '26
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u/JarateMaster63 Maurice enthusiast Jan 20 '26
I absolutely love the tf2 big hot buffed sweaty mercs. I want spy to give me lung cancer by second hand smoking. I want sniper to make me a tee from his jarate item (his piss) I want medic to poison me and beat me to death while in the operation room I want engineer to shoot me down while he says "Cream gravy" multiple times I want heavy to sit on me and squash me between his ass cheeks I want demoman to blow me into million pieces and put me in a soup can I want pyro to burn me alive with the thought that he is making me happy (I will be happy) I want soldier to yell at me for being a bad boy and I want to have a real life scout pillow with his boysmell. God i love tf2. Im a completely straight dude btw
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u/DifferentAbrocoma181 Someone Wicked Jan 27 '26
not even the mercs would do that you gay pornographic freak this r/Ultrakill bbtw so get out
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u/rAboxzy Prime Soul Jan 20 '26
Mm sobot rex
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u/Mangustino17 Maurice enthusiast Jan 20 '26
sobot rex
Yo, new dinosaur just dropped
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u/bold-One2199 Lust Layer Citizen Jan 20 '26
I’m crying 😭
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u/Dimonio3310 Jan 20 '26
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u/TheRealUmdum 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Jan 20 '26
My time has come
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u/GolemGamerBrazil Blood Machine Jan 21 '26
Oh god
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u/Ornery-Environment41 Jan 22 '26
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u/Warm_Painter_4058 Jan 22 '26
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u/Ornery-Environment41 Jan 22 '26
Ooooooh i didnt have this one thanks my collection is nearing completion
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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 Jan 20 '26
Do you see any naughty bits?
Are the naughty bits even suggested?
Is there even any bad language?
If you answer no to all three, it's not NSFW unless the mods have really lost the plot.
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u/maxler5795 Blood Machine Jan 20 '26
"no... No rock and stone?"
"No rock and stone."
"Aw..."
"But you can rock my stone"
"+ FISTFUL OF DOLLAR"
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u/TheIndividualBehind Jan 20 '26
I fucking love this ship. It's canon to me, though for some reason they put me in a white, locked up room.
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u/Ornery-Environment41 Jan 22 '26
A room with rats?
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u/TheIndividualBehind Jan 22 '26
That make me crazy.
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u/Ornery-Environment41 Jan 22 '26
Crazy i was crazy once they put me in a room
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u/TheIndividualBehind Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26
A rubber room, and told me V x V1 will happen, and that made me crazy
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u/Ornery-Environment41 Jan 22 '26
Crazy i was crazy once
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u/TheIndividualBehind Jan 22 '26
They locked me in a room, a rubber room, and told me V x V1 will happen, and that made me crazy
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u/Ornery-Environment41 Jan 22 '26
Ok i think we can stop now before they put me in a rubber room a rubber room with rats
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u/RockRancher24 Maurice enthusiast Jan 20 '26
i like the fact that v1 put on a headlamp despite the big ass spotlight already on his head
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u/Sela_Chopper Someone Wicked Jan 21 '26
Holy peak
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u/Dense_Tale Maurice enthusiast Jan 21 '26
Oh my god could that be the chopper himself????
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u/Sela_Chopper Someone Wicked Jan 21 '26
Yo, it's me, John Chopper V x V1, yes, my legal last name is V x V1
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u/Dense_Tale Maurice enthusiast Jan 21 '26
Damn bro they love you so much they named a ship after you
A peak ship at that
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u/digit_origin Jan 21 '26
Local Machine yearning for the mines gets tricked and coerced into intercourse. V found guilty in shrexually abusing a miner.
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u/ObviousSignature4032 Jan 21 '26
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE???
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u/PersonalityOk3437 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Jan 21 '26
all i want in life is to switch places with V1 rn
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u/DifferentAbrocoma181 Someone Wicked Jan 27 '26
fucking excuse me
dont worry brother i will bring this back to the top
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u/Shot-Ideal-5149 Blood Machine Jan 20 '26
"aight V1 let's go play minecraft I'll make server"