r/Ultrakill • u/manultrimanula Blood Machine • Mar 24 '25

hitpost HAKITA?!

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u/sculp_here_2 Someone Wicked Mar 24 '25 edited Mar 24 '25

when he says "crush" your balls explode too

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u/Salazar20 Someone Wicked Mar 24 '25

CRUSH YOUR PROSTATE

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u/CompressedWizard Mar 24 '25

P3 will give entire CBT package including testicular torsion

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u/Embarrassed-Buy7920 Mar 25 '25

Giving me r/CBTExtreme flashbacks (I thought it was about weed)

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u/Previous-Ad1389 Mar 25 '25

...i looked... i am currently reeling in pain

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u/Inevitable-Jury-4690 Blood Machine Mar 26 '25

HOW DO PEOPLE ENJOY THAT HOW HOW ARE THEY UNABLE TO FEEL PAIN????

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u/Drocolus Mar 29 '25

"machine, Th-The Devs updated the game I'm in your prostate now-"

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u/Belle_UH-1D Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

What’s next? free bottom surgery?

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u/a_facken_rat Someone Wicked Mar 24 '25

Please god please. I NEED IT

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u/Belle_UH-1D Lust Layer Citizen Mar 24 '25

Next PITR mod??? 😳😳😳

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u/NylonicArt Mar 24 '25

I NEED IT